Gold?

woops, I mean Golf. (i didn't type gold again then shut up) And lol, If there is anything Caz doesn't like its gold, allthough only in a jewlery way, she prefers silver, but then again she prefers white gold. I aint that rich girl. Infact, I aint rich at all. I'm poor. And I owe you money. *waits for comments about caz being a hooker*

Okay mole, from what i learned this far i know that you`re poor and in some other topic you mentioned you`re stupid? talk about confidence

wanted to say something insulting about pevil but pfffff can`t be arsed

lol, thats about right, and yet, I am happy! Lol, I can insult pev for ya if you like... hmmm, lets see what weaknesses ... sess ... ? can I exploit. Hmmm, ahh, yes! Pev, you married Ox. *cries*

Hehe...see how it works? Pev loves Mole, but she's married to me cos of my bling-bling, my humongous intellectual capacities and my handsome appearance. You can add many of my other assets to the list yourself.

So it's like in the Victorian age...married to a lord she don't love, but has all the skillz to pay billz (got a bit beastieboyish there). And fooling around with the stablemole, whom she truly loves, behind my back.

you forgot your modesty ox.

Lol, Knightmare is awesome.

And She's mine! All Mine! She just wants ur choccie

damn, got me there.

She like silver more than gold?!

And she calls herself a Dwarf?!

lol, for your sake, we'll hope that Pev is to lazy to read this when she gets back

I chosen the *good* way. I'm sick of evil.

so much to say, so little typing time...wait...i'm a student...i don't do anything all day...i can type forever!!!

1. Mr mole you were wrong. I went for 'can't b arsed' coz tho i want to be all evil since i'm the devil, i know i am in fact nice a lot of the time, my one downfall, and also couldn't be arsed figuring out what i should do. so there.

2. I am a bloody dwarf!!! I'll bite anyone on the knees who says otherwise, while swinging my axe into your groin!!!!

3. Oh my god, someone missed out the chance to insult me! Are you guys ok?

4. Yep, I loves my silver and white gold. But i do like gold, it's just it doesn't suit me. But silver works for me, pointless spending lots on white gold considering how often i wear jewellry. and i hate rings/necklaces with tons of gems in. tacky. look good with one or two small ones, but no more. So now you all know what to buy me

5. Yes, it's true I'm afraid. Forced into the marriage with ox (well it was April Fools, I didn't think it would actually be legally binding!), I'm now stuck there, married to him, never seeing any of our chocolate income, and so, since I'm in a different country to him, I'm having an affair (a long term one ) with my true love, Mr Mole. Who does, in fact, give me chocolate sometimes. Especially when I'm stood next to him in the queue in...WHSmiths? and spot a bar of Double Cream, and do the whole 'puppy eyes' thing

Idot. Yeah, it was WH, and you knows me buys you stuff! #couhg#£45 on horse of the year show#cough#

heh yes i know, but me not ask you too! and me buys you stuff too! #cough#dinner at horse of year show#cough#

not said you didn't and me offered to buy it myself!