Dressing up as Discworld sounds like next level. The most extreme I went for a Star Wars movie was in a full imperial uniform, with Shiny dressing up as A New Hope Leia in the white. I think it was awesome. I still have the imperial officer uniform, but it's... um... a little small now.

Regarding tortoises, we've owned a Russian Tortoise and a Sulcatta tortoise. They're both land tortoises, but they both died before their time, so I'm not sure I ever want to own a tortoise again. Apparently I'm a terrible tortoise parent.

Oops poor tortoises! Maybe you just got unlucky with genetics. Let's say that They are cool creatures but I think I'd find them a bit boring for a pet. I was highly amused to find out they like being brushed after a bath though

Did you tell her to hold it right there, rebel scum?

Maybe.... Don't judge me!

Meet our 2 y/o female German Shepherd (GSD), Ruby.
We've had her from puppy, and apart from the pretty typical GSD characteristics, I find her particularly well settled in terms of pack position in the family and how we all communicate. Particularly since the pack consists of me, the missus, and our 2 kids (7 yo girl and 7 month old boy).
Having had GSD's before, we know that if rules and boundaries are enforced 100% from the start, the GSD quickly learns to find their place.
2 years is still very young, and they are still in their "fizzy" and excitable stage now. She will mature by around 3-4 years old.
Lots more stories, but I will just bore you

Oh man, cute! I've always had a thing for German shepherds.

I seem to have been remiss and not posted about my most recent dog. We've had her for 3 years now. She's a Chow-Chow mix and required a lot of very strong control to keep from being a total terror. She's awesome though, incredibly loyal and affectionate. And very very high energy.

Both beautiful dogs! Ruby looks so regal in that first picture.

Awww look at that face!!! Lovely soft fluffy coat too.