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ASUS comes from the last four letters of Pegasus, the winged horse in Greek mythology that represents the inspiration of art and learning.


Well its a good thing that they didn't choose last 5 letters or it would have been gas us, the inspiration of Hitler :D.

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That is the biggest pansy dog I've ever seen. Man. I bet that cat caused some serious pain in the past.

Lol at idiot hooligan. I'm guessing the player was penalized for kicking him?

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Yeah. The goalkeeper was sent off (red card), the worst penalty you can get during a game. The referee said he had to give him the red card, not because he defended himself but because he kept kicking the loser hooligan when he was down. As a reaction, the goalkeeper's team coach was enraged andcalled in his players and the game was suspended.

Now the disciplinary commission must make a decision on whether the game should be replayed or not, and on what kind of suspension the goalkeeper will face (can vary from none at all to a few games to months). I'm expecting them to clear the goalkeeper and have the game replayed from the current score and time (1-0, 37th minute).

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Retard alert! haha

http://live.drjays.com/index.php/2012/0 ... a-walmart/

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In Lexington, Kentucky, a man walked into a Walmart recently to pick up a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven, and some other merchandise totaling $476. He then walked up to the cash register, pulled out his wallet, and tried to pay the cashier—with a 1 million dollar bill. Yes, you read that right. Dude pulled out a cool milli to try and pay off a $476 bill at Walmart. And when the cashier laughed and told him that he couldn’t use it, he gave her a hard time and insisted that the bill in question was real.

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Oopsis, mighty slippery there.

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Well the text is not work safe.

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Isn't progress grand? And lol @ self-birth.

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Seems like you've fallen victim to Damnlol peltz... I must waste 90% of my life on there!

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that's horrible.

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How much force needs to be with you to eat a black burger? The Belgian fast food chain Quick is celebrating the upcoming "Phantom Menace 3D" movie premiere by launching a line of "Star Wars"-themed burgers. The burgers will debut in Quick restaurants throughout France on January 31, just before the film's February release in the country. Despite being in French, the ads for the burgers have sent the entire Internet into a tailspin of equal parts repulsion and curiosity.


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A drunk Colorado woman punched an iconic $30 million painting and rubbed her bare buttocks on the artwork before collapsing in a heap and urinating on herself at a museum, the Denver Post reported.

Officials at the Clyfford Still Museum estimated that the vandal caused about $10,000 worth of damage to the painting, Still's abstract expressionist masterpiece, 1957-J-No. 2.

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I'd eat that burger. I'm not afraid.

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I would definitely chow down on the dark side burger. Why they called it "Dark Vador" instead of...y'know... Darth Vader... I don't know. Stupid French-speaking, waffle-eating Belgians. :roll:

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