3,5 million US citizens still use AoL dial-up. Welcome to the stone age.
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:12 am
Satis
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Re: Funny Stuff II
love the fox.
re AOL users... hmmm... I wonder what percentage of those people are over the age of 65. I think my parents may have finally dropped AOL, but it certainly took years to convince them.
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:32 pm
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Re: Funny Stuff II
"But everything is still working fine! We don't need internet that reaches speeds faster than crawling!" Then they get annoyed and a little angry when you push on because you're getting to their comfort zone by 'always trying to change things'. Then you finally install the new device and/or internet and feel like murdering someone for all the whining you get for trying to help them, and 2 months later they go 'wow, how did we ever get along with the old line' and forget to thank you. I'm sure this story partially applies to everyone else here, haha.
I remember one time...my dad got a laptop and printer for his job, both of them with wireless capability. I installed a wireless network at home to accomodate it all, and when me and one of my brothers were explaining the principle for the wireless printer to him he just...couldn't grasp it. It's not that he's dumb, he just couldn't understand how such a thing could possibly work. It was like showing a Neandertahl a picture or a TV show.
When we decided to SHOW him that it works by moving the printer around and printing (from the laptop) in different places in the house he actually thought we were pulling his leg and started looking for a hidden wire somewhere. I shit you not.
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:29 am
Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Luckily my parents are a bit more tech oriented but just the other day my mother, whose laptop internal wireless card is broken and has to use a wifi dongle, tried to stick the usb dongle into lan port. My father did ask if I am normal when I told him he can access his 3g router by typing in an ip address into internet explorer. I'm quite sure he has no clue as to what telnet is but I cant help and wonder how else am I supposed access it? He has had a Samsung SCX4500W network printer for a while now, which i consider one of the best looking printers i've seen with my own eyes, so the idea that the printer only needs power cord is not foreign to him.
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:05 am
Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
you spoiler tagged a picture of a printer!? Peltz... I have to ask you... are you normal?
The whole "it's magic" thing doesn't extend to just old people and the... umm... not-technically-inclined. Any time I explain how a subnet mask actually works, people are like... "oooooooh". Suddenly a huge magical mystery isn't so huge or magical. Sometimes I feel like I'm taking away Christmas though. Maybe we all need a bit more magic in our lives.
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:35 am
Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
It was a test to see if you guys actually read what i write
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:49 am
Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
The word above means magazines.
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:04 pm
Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
lol... I was wondering for a minute.
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:23 pm
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Re: Funny Stuff II
yeah it took me 40 seconds before I realized Peltz typed that underneath the pic. Crazy Russians!
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Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:51 pm
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Tales of Game's Studios Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa Barkley, Shut Up & Jam, Gaiden
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
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Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:03 am
Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
That's.... retarded. And I must admit, the misused apostrophe in the "game studio's" name just really rubbed me the wrong way.
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Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:31 am
Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
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Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:04 pm
Satis
Felix Rex
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Re: Funny Stuff II
lol
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Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:05 pm
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Re: Funny Stuff II
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