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zomg, Chemistry humor. I'm glad I understood them all. :roll:

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I'm so going to use some of them in my classes next year :lol:

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British inbreeding :lol:


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahahahahaaaarrrggghhh1111!1122.1!batmansymbol!

That was freakin' brilliant. I mean, honestly... I don't know where to start! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaa

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Yeesh, that was painful.

Here's a story about some guy that's on trial in Texas for running a polygamy cult. Among other things he knocked up a 15 year old.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/52302 ... s.html.csp

At any rate, he fired his lawyers and makes bizarre proclamations and whatnot.
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I am to now recuse you from this case," Jeffs wrote in the motion, quoting "the Lord" and referring directly to Walther. "... I told thee to cease this unjust and intrusive way against a holy, pure way of religion on earth ..."

"Let also Barbara Walthers [sic] be of a humbling to know I have sent a crippling disease upon her which shall take her life soon,"Jeffs wrote.

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Jeffs, seated alone at the defense table and acting as his own attorney, rose at least 28 times Monday to object to testimony or evidence, but never cited a specific statute or legal precedent.


And second, we have Mr. Putin, who's always good for a chuckle
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Does he not realize how he's supposed to wear it? Or maybe he's trying to not muss his hair? *cough* The guy's a bit of a nut.
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lol @ crazy polygamy cult dude. You seriously wonder how such an unhinged nut manages to get several women in the first place. I mean, I'm sure they're unattractive, but still. It's baffling how crazy egomaniacs manage to lure people into their grip, without even remotely making sense. I can understand how people gradually get involved deeper and deeper in crazy cult situations, but really, if your first contact is a dude with that sort of level of insanity, how on earth can you go "I should stick around and see how this unfolds"? :P

As for Putin...while his macho outdoorsman image is hilarious (and very popular with the Russians, lol), with his KGB past he probably knows all too well how to use the ear protectors and probably could kick our asses, even at 20-30 years our senior. :P He's got a a 6th dan white-red belt (advanced rank, way above black) in judo and has won judo tournaments in the past and shit, apparently.

So, I'm just saying, even though he looks retarded in his outdoorsman pics, he's actually a pretty tough SOB. Not like Western presidents who like to pose with military but dodge drafts and shit. One of the few upsides of living in a 3rd world mob state dictatorship, I suppose. :lol:

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Speaking of macho.

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I'm amused that Ox just called Russia a third world mob state dictatorship. :P And that must be Penny Arcade from Peltz.


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lol, that's really good.

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Hmm not sure this is funny stuff - but stuff like this does get me a little paranoid about what are they not telling us....

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Dallas ... 40578.html

I can understand having the equipment but why ongoing testing? Dunno - it is either they are not telling the people something, or they are just using it as another excuse to spy on people illegally. Shows how much faith I have in my government.

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To be fair, I don't think you can actually be doing a lot of normal stuff that could lead to high radiation levels. So hopefully it doesn't matter all that much.


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830k for a city like Dallas, that amount is so little that it hardly indicates that they are doing a citywide sweep for Abomb.

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erh, right.?

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