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These guys don't fuck around. :o


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Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:26 am
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badgers? BADGERS?! We don't need to stinking badgers!


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I would just play football with it.

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as long as you're not a snake, you're probably safe. :wink:

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Satis wrote:
as long as you're not a snake, you're probably safe. :wink:


I dunno. He was going after that cheetah pretty hard! :P

And while they're not exactly a threat to humans, honey badgers are freaking ferocious.

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The badger is among the fiercest hunters in its range, with prey including earthworms, insects, scorpions, porcupines,hares, ground squirrels, meerkats, mongooses and larger prey such as tortoises, crocodiles up to one metre in size, young gazelle and snakes (including pythons and venomous species). They also take lizards, frogs, small rodents, birds and fruit.



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Dorsal and lateral views of the brain of the honey badger (Mellivora capensis indica).Honey badgers are similar in size and build to the European badger, Meles meles. They are heavily built, with a broad head, small eyes, virtually no external ears, and a relatively blunt snout. The head-and-body length ranges from 60 to 102 cm, plus a tail of 16 to 30 cm. The animal's height at the shoulder can be from 23 to 30 cm. Males sometimes weigh twice as much as females. The weight range for females is 5 to 10 kg, while males range from 9 to 14 kg. Their small size can be deceiving to many would be predators.It has been rumored in Pakistan that this animal takes dead bodies from graves.


DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY


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Lol, what adult swim show is that from?

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It's a Family Guy skit. :) Some more:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykud6ceC ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObKfNb58IJM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tb7yCCT ... re=related

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It's a cut-away joke from Family Guy.

Ox, that video is awesome. The fact it gets fucked up by a venomous snake, then sleeps that shit right off and comes back for me.

Win.

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Yeah I know Family Guy, but I didn't recognise that short bit.
This whole thread reminds me of this.

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