We definitely did that one before. Anyway here are my results. Quite boring I'm afraid.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Bah! Way too normal! Everytime someone posts here it makes me look even worse...

Well you could just cheat and pick answers that make you look better instead of choosing what you like .

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


95% of those question, it really surprises me people ever answer yes.

lol, jeez. And yea, a lot of those questions are omgwtf kind of questions.

How about another one?
http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

Paranoid 30%
Schizoid 62%
Schizotypal 50%
Antisocial 58%
Borderline 18%
Histrionic 18%
Narcissistic 66%
Avoidant 26%
Dependent 10%
Obsessive-Compulsive 30%

For those that don't like to read , in the end results, the first (black) number is your score, the second (gray) number is the internet average

Paranoid 14% 49%
Schizoid 26% 53%
Schizotypal 22% 53%
Antisocial 34% 47%
Borderline 18% 47%
Histrionic 26% 43%
Narcissistic 42% 41%
Avoidant 10% 39%
Dependent 26% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive 42% 40%

AAH CRAP
(i couldn't get the result properly pasted here, hence the "aah crap")

meh, good enough. For all, the first number is J's score... so he's pretty much normal... a little narcissistic, a little OCD, but otherwise fairly normal. Go figure. The second % is the internet average.

Paranoid 26%
Schizoid 66%
Schizotypal 26%
Antisocial 50%
Borderline 38%
Histrionic 42%
Narcissistic 30%
Avoidant 18%
Dependent 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive 34%

Quite some differences with the earlier test... Now I'm very schizoid instead of moderately and not very narcissist (that's where I scored highest in the other test). And I'm still moderately antisocial.

Paranoid 42%
Schizoid 34%
Schizotypal 34%
Antisocial 62%
Borderline 42%
Histrionic 34%
Narcissistic 58%
Avoidant 18%
Dependent 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive 62%

I am not sure I agree with this but there are my results. Very different from the last one. Seriously I am not antisocial. I tend to be pretty damn social in my opinion. I walk up to strangers at bars and start conversations, etc. But whatever.

I feel like crap when surrounded by strangers, I keep thinking "cast invisibility, invoke invisibility ring +2, etc."

Oh God...

Paranoid 78% 49%
Schizoid 86% 53%
Schizotypal 74% 53%
Antisocial 70% 47%
Borderline 14% 47%
Histrionic 35% 43%
Narcissistic 46% 41%
Avoidant 66% 39%
Dependent 14% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive 30% 40%

Same, the thing is the way they're worded. There was one I would have answered yes to, had it been split in 2 but it was so specific I had to say no. It was something like "Are you often quiet in social situations, mainly due to a fear of sounding stupid?". Had it been split into "Are you often quiet in social situations" and "If you answered yes to the above, is it due to a fear of sounding stupid?" I would have answered yes and no and probably come out far more anti social than that test seems to think I am. Because I am very quiet, very anti social and only hang out with a select few people, who I am STILL very quiet around. Out of the... oh, 6 people I choose to spend time with, I only speak with one of them for more than about 25% of the conversation.

Anyway, on to test #2:

Paranoid 22% 49%
Schizoid 78% 53%
Schizotypal 26% 53%
Antisocial 14% 47%
Borderline 14% 47%
Histrionic 30% 43%
Narcissistic 34% 41%
Avoidant 10% 39%
Dependent 34% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive 54% 40%

yay, am below average on all the 'bad' ones, I can live with being above average on Schizoid and Obsessive Compulsive. I know I'm slightly OCD in some things anyway and "individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings" sounds about right for me. As stated above I don't bother with most people but those I do, that sentence wouldn't apply to.

heh, funny how the scores have changed...mostly...except for Ox, who'd just even more psychotic. 78% paranoid? 86% schizoid? Sheesh man.... do you find yourself whispering into your watch occasionally while all the eyes in the buildings aren't watching?

Haha...well I DID like the Milkman Conspiracy level in Psychonauts a LOT...and I DID write my master's thesis on (cosmic) conspiracies and (postmodern) paranoia. I wonder of all this is connected.


PROBABLY NOT!!

heh...no paranoid schizophrenic yet? Please let me know when you slip that far into your madness. I hear that the two hemispheres of your brain are competing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_um0Nj5DveA