Quote: Who needs yet another predictably lame fake news story to brighten up their April 1st? Not Cthulhu, creature of primeval nightmare, who dropped by our offices in Chicago a few weeks back with a proposal we couldn't refuse.
"FAKE NEWS IS SO 2007," said his voice as it echoed around inside my brain pan. Cthulhu was lounging in a spare armchair that no one has since had the courage to sit in, a lit cigar brandished in one tentacle as he talked. "I'M THINKING: SOMETHING AWESOME, STARRING ME. WITH CHOICES. AND MULTIPLE ENDINGS." |