image blocked of course. And I have no clue what you guys are blabbering about.

nothing really. just a bit of media sensationalism. basically Kanye West during the MTV awards dissed some white country pop singer as she was getting her award. It was a bit harsh, but who gives a shit. It got even more interesting for the media when *shock-horror* Obama jokingly expressed his opinion on it saying kanye was a "jackass".

lol, obama called Kanye a jackass? That's awesome. So I guess Obama just sticks his foot in his mouth on a regular basis.

Not immensely funny, but Landa brings a smile to my face.

He played a very good bad guy in that movie

lol @ Kanye. Some more:

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/ ... t=featured

Found this mildy funny.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
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To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park..
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story:Even when a man is listening,he is gonna get it wrong.

Jokes i picked from DA forum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BpLFEwD ... ture=email

something I decided to put together today, after finding some comical lyrics that I wrote a few years back.

I'm sorry.

heh.

Hahaha, nice one. You need a new mic though, or am i the only one who experienced very low quality.

Lol, it is very low quality, I think it's partly due to WMC being pants Doesn't sound quite so bad when I play the MP3 on my pc - though still not great.

Was just something to do for an hour

lol

Hehehe...Norton fucked up my pc once. Never again.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... ac-windows

Funny piece that reflects pretty much how must of us feel...yes, we know Mac is sleek and sexy and reliable, but WE DON'T CARE. We hate Macintosh and all its creepiness regardless.

Talk about perfect matching, the advertisment and the story.