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raccoon rape goes awry :lol:


http://www.spike.com/blog/russian-raccoon-rape/73168

[quote]Russian Raccoon Rape Turns Rowdy

Alaxander Kirilov got wasted with his buddies (like ya do in Russia). And, because Russia is basically just one gigantic, Eurasian ghost town, he decided when he saw a raccoon wander into their social circle that he’d, “have a little fun.â€

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lol, wow, stupidity is universal

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Rofl what an idiot. Guess I know what to do if I'm ever in a rape situation though... *sharpens teeth*

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Satis wrote:
lol, wow, stupidity is universal


But it originates from Russia.

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Maybe it's because I'm not retarded (jury's still out on that), but I can't figure out for the life of me how

a) it'd be a good idea to try to rape a raccoon. Ever.

and

b) HOW you would rape a raccoon? Isn't it kind of...small?

Maybe he was just suffering from micropenis, who knows.

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zomg that was horrid. Thanks Ox. Now we know how you spend your time... trolling wikipedia for disturbing images of male anatomy.

Sex with raccoons isn't so odd, I don't think. I mean, people have sex with hamsters, though I guess not in the same way.
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lol. Sex with hamsters always reminds me of that South Park episode where Mr. Garrison inserts a live gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass in front of the children, in order to get fired for being gay. :roll: When the children complain about him being a perv, no one is willing to listen because they're afraid they might look intolerant.


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Principal Victoria: You've demonstrated a lack of tolerance for Mr. Garrison's behavior. In fact, I believe you used the word 'sick queer' to describe his conduct in class.
Chef: He is a sick queer!
Mr. Garrison: Yea!

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Rofl watched that one the other day. Onwards young Lemmiwinks!

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