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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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 Those wacky Russians
raccoon rape goes awry
http://www.spike.com/blog/russian-raccoon-rape/73168
[quote]Russian Raccoon Rape Turns Rowdy
Alaxander Kirilov got wasted with his buddies (like ya do in Russia). And, because Russia is basically just one gigantic, Eurasian ghost town, he decided when he saw a raccoon wander into their social circle that he’d, “have a little fun.â€
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:33 am |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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lol, wow, stupidity is universal
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:35 am |
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pevil
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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Rofl what an idiot. Guess I know what to do if I'm ever in a rape situation though... *sharpens teeth*
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Peltz
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Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6420 Location: Estonia
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But it originates from Russia.
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:33 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Maybe it's because I'm not retarded (jury's still out on that), but I can't figure out for the life of me how
a) it'd be a good idea to try to rape a raccoon. Ever.
and
b) HOW you would rape a raccoon? Isn't it kind of...small?
Maybe he was just suffering from micropenis, who knows.
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:58 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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zomg that was horrid. Thanks Ox. Now we know how you spend your time... trolling wikipedia for disturbing images of male anatomy.
Sex with raccoons isn't so odd, I don't think. I mean, people have sex with hamsters, though I guess not in the same way.

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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lol. Sex with hamsters always reminds me of that South Park episode where Mr. Garrison inserts a live gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass in front of the children, in order to get fired for being gay.  When the children complain about him being a perv, no one is willing to listen because they're afraid they might look intolerant.
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pevil
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Rofl watched that one the other day. Onwards young Lemmiwinks!
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