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blah, that's silly. How's a dog lead a safety hazard to other passengers? I assume the bus won't let blind people with seeing eye dogs on the bus either for the same reason? Retarded.

Not that I don't think that's a bit weird, but whatever, it doesn't affect me. People can do whatever they want so long as it doesn't stink too bad where I can smell it.

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Q: Why there's no mosquitoes in China?
A: Everyone killed hers/his one.

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Courtesy of Penny Arcade..

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080211.jpg

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There are days when you see something so brilliant yet simple that you stop and think: "Why don't I ever invent something like that?" Today was one of those days for me. Today I found The Easy Reader. It's a support for books you can attach to your steering wheel.

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I bought this item 6 months ago and its great. I can read while driving and best of all, I can move it to a new car everytime i crash my current one. So far, I've gone through 5 cars in 6 months, and this thing attaches to every steering wheel. My insurance company is threatening to drop me, but without this item, I simply wouldn't be able to fill out my insurance form while driving. Too bad about the small type on their contracts, tho. Now I'll need a 6th car!

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I often bump my head on the driver's side window when making left turns while using this product. Rolling the window down doesn't help because then the pages start flapping around and are difficult to read. My solution has been to follow the UPS rule and only make right turns.

I'm hoping for a laptop version so I can type my Amazon reviews while driving.

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lol, lovely. I hope those reviewers are all British. :p

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nerd test ftw.

http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php

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58, Lightly nerdy

I think chemistry scored me some good nerd points :P

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Do you have biohazard or warning signs posted in your room?

Meh, I am HL fan but NO, I don't have the crap all around.

Done it. :shock: Although I gave many answers that don't imply (imho) anything positive in this sense, I got stunning (at least for me) 97%:

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Sat, forget it, this test is lame. :P

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http://omasaar.ee/pilt.php?id=2674

A car was parked too close to the edge in a ferry harbour.

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51% nerdy. But I am more of a geek than a nerd. I don't do math/science well. More of a Legal mind.

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Eh, does nerdy exclude geeky?

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I'm not clear enough on the differences to answer that question. :)

The car pic is pretty funny. I altered it into a link since it's a php page. That would seriously suck if it was your car, though.

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That car is famous now, its all over the bigger newspapers, frontpages and so on :D

Thanks Satis.

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Do you know if the car was damaged in the end?


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