I'm pretty sure i'll never visit any of those countries for a holiday. Before you know it you're in jail, at the wrong end of a whip.

Btw i think most people here are non-smokers. And with the increase of anti-smoking measures you'd better stop smoking anyway. Right satis

hehe, Satis already quit. He's just acting tough.

And yeah, no S-A for me. Maybe if I get paid like a king, who knows.

These jerks should print their fucking rules and sell them to the people who enter their fucking country. Maybe that will lower the rate of such fuck-ups.

Oh, ppl who enter S-A know all too well that it's forbidden to drink and smoke or to publicly interact with a woman that is not your wife (and even then). So they shouldn't be too surprised. But that doesn't take awa how ridiculous it is of course.

What's funnier is that S-A is in many ways as bad as Iran, but because they're good friends of the US they're 'good' and Iran is 'evil'. Politics are weird sometimes.

it's not quite that simple. Saudi Arabia is extremely progressive as far as middle eastern states are concerned. Bahrain and Qatar are more so, but Saudi makes Syria look like a winter wonderland of oragsmic fun.

Anyway, I would go to Saudi, I'd just be very careful not to do something stupid like drink liqour on camera. Come on..that's like going from the Netherlands to the US and smoking pot in front of a cop.

Also, I still (sorta) smoke, but rarely and not much. I wouldn't mind going to a Shisha den and puffing on some hookahs. Doesn't bother me one bit.

But I think I'd rather go to Bahrain or Qatar then Saudi

So much hilarity in a mere 1.38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuScGPgvj94

Parents are n00bs.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/ds/can-the-ds- ... 234928.php

Much in the same vein as Pig's post:

rofl @ toon.

Last Sundays episode of Top Gear was brilliant again. For those who haven't seen it, this is the greatest part.

The video was horrific enough, let alone the comments beneath it. I do pity the ignorant.

So what would happen if I spray painted "The queen gives great head" on a car in England? Any similar reaction, or would I just be ignored?

LMFAO man...Satis, say what you want man but those ppl are pretty whacked out and generally intolerant. Irony deficiency for sure! Reminds me of a guy I know (Norwegian fella) who went to work in the US for a while for his company, somewhere in the South. I forget where. Anyway, he told me that, in case his car broke down, ppl told him to just stay in the vehicle until help appeared. Why? Because getting out and walking up to a house for help could very well end with a load of buckshot in your back. Especially if they hear the accent!

For the record: if you ride around here with a car painted "Fries suck", "beer is for wussies" and other Belgian sacrilige, nobody would care I'm sure. Let alone try to kick your ass! If you put "the king is my buttboy" you'll probably get cheers. I think I prefer our way, but to each their own.

No one would give a damn. If you went to a chav-slum they would probably congratulate you with "Pucker tag mush!"

Now if you sprayed "CHELSEA = SHITE" at Stamford Bridge on a Saturday night, you will get your car smashed in. If you did the same for Millwall, you'd probably get dragged out and beaten.

Politically though, I can't find anything that would disturb someone that much.

Hahaha, I forgot about football (soccer) teams, but I agree with Derf. You can basically pee on someone's mum, as long as you don't talk shit about their football team. The tugs you'll attract by doing that are the lowest of the low.