Heh, funny how there are only a few blondes in there...in Western European and Anglosaxon countries blondes make up the vast majority of pageants, as you obviously know.

and @ wanting to be the pope...the 2nd thing on her list of "things to do as a man" was 'seducing a woman and shower her with gifts'. Yeah, cos that's what the pope does.

I think she underestimates getting laid as a man. If you're a woman and even mildly hot, it's just a matter of wanting some. As a man, you have to try, try, try. Unless you're a musician.

Not all the time. There are some real dirtbag girls with decent looks too. It's all about pimpin yourself, make them think youre an interesting and cool guy, cos lets face it, us blokes are all scoundrels in reality. Always works.

Myeah, I just can't be bothered posing. I know I SHOULD, but even then...this is probably part of the reason why I'm not scoring big time. Women are always telling me 'ok...I didn't need to know that'. On a variety of subjects. Almost every conversation. I'm an honest guy and I don't mince words; and I have a hard time acting friendly against people I don't give a fuck about.

Anyway, funny stuff-worthy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

Men are more intelligent than women, claims new study

w00t!! Pev, you heard it

yeah, i only do it to satisfy my hard-coded urge to hump. Which when i think about it, this urge sounds dumb. I mean, why do we (not me and you together Ox!) need to hump? To multiply. Why do we need to multiply? Because existence is a damn monopoly. From here i can go on and on, but it basically ends with the fact that it doesnt fucking matter at all what we do cos the only rules that really exist are the rules of physics.

Yes, i had alot to drink last night.

but sex feels good. btw...according to the article, he did another study that concluded that IQ is influenced by race. I looked up his paper, and he says that Belgians are, on average, 20% less intelligent then Americans.

Hahaha...well if that would be true I think it's safe to say that his study is clearly flawed

Hah! 20% smarter, my ass.

Belgians are the master race.

Just one look at my outrageously hairy chest could have told you that! Hair is the hallmark of the master race, as anyone knows.

Hairiness is godliness? Man, I think the hariest people on earth are "individuals of arabic influence". I've seen some of my arabic coworkers, and I think they have more hair on their arms then I have on my head.

Anyway...how many times has Belgium tried to conquer the world? In fact, isn't 'Belgium' a curse word?

A true master race doesnt conquer the world. It revels in its small, heavenly land, laughing smugly at the rest of the world while eating fine chocolates and drinking superior beer.

Touché

The only real reason Satis could ever have to stay in the US is the gun laws. Oh yeah, and taxes and movie release dates.

belgium has better beer (pinnacle point), nudity everywhere all the time, better life standard, less general retardity, me, good food, and no one would ever bother conquering or bombing us cos we're so fucking insignificant. It's perfect.

Well, they might bomb Brussels...but that's a good way from here.

Hair as a beard is a sign of wisdom, not on the chest ox

Please be delighted, as I present to you my train of thought.

Hmm.

HmmmmmmMMMmmmm

I think I should move there!

SOLD

Bonus!


EDIT: Pev, It's just that his beard isn't tall enough to grow on his face.

did the beard slip and fall?

The truth is that Belgian beer causes hair to grow wherever it lands. And Ox has had alot of beer fall on his chest.

And his stomach.

And his legs.

And his feet.

And on that little corner in his bathroom where the moths nest.

Screen cap from CNN...check out the headline

http://webmaster.zattevrienden.be/img/cnn.jpg