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That is so cute! If only I could teach the dogs to use and flush the toilet - then maybe I would not get woke up them crying to go outside on a Saturday morning at 7AM - bastards. Or teaching the cat to feed herself would be nice too.

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Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:52 am
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Tsss, just get rid of the dogs Shiny...we all know cats rule anyway. ;) And they will get their own food if you 'forget' to feed them! :twisted:


Anyway, more fun

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Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:26 pm
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Nice one ;)

It reminds me, in the paper yesteday, there was an article on a new design of scrubs, which allows female muslims or whatever religion it is, to hide their faces as directed in their religion.

I'm sorry, but if I couldn't see the face of the person giving me pills, I'd tell them to fuck right off.

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Monkey > Tiger

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?doc ... 3740102634

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Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:32 pm
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Man, that monkey fucking owns! I need to make a 'pwned' pic involving a monkey and a tiger now.

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This is hilarious in its pervertedness. Guy tries to make a (what he thinks) 14-yr old to perform sexual acts and even goes over to her house and strips down, only to get busted by the dude from the police squad. Great stuff! :)


http://www.consumtionjunction.com/conte ... e=1&page=1


'I was just messing around with her' lmao

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that entire site is justw orrying ox. Look at some of the forum thread titles over on the right! :shock:

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lol, now you mention it..."Homo Dolphin-Free Random Fart Jackassery"

Sounds like something that makes me want to sign up for that forum. :roll:

But tbh, I learned to block out all the ads and crazy shit on the side, top and bottom of a site and focus on the movie. The only thing that I remember I noticed from my first visit on that site were the boobs on the banner on the left hand side...cos the ad was flickering, and because they're -well- boobs. :wink:

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Rinox wrote:
But tbh, I learned to block out all the ads and crazy shit on the side,


I don't have to, Adblock does that for me :D

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I hear Ox performs oral sex on cats.

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Oh yeah...I don't just love cats, I LOVE them. :P If you catch my drift...

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yeah well... that belgium place... its so small, its not like he's gonna get a girl. They're both taken already :P ;) lol.

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Okay Pevil, i'll give you a chance to make a funnier remark. If you want to do some belgium-bashing at least do it properly. :wink:

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Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:48 am
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meh im more interested in ox-bashing :P

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Pff, stating that the girls I like are taken already isn't bashing me, it's just plain truth. :( ;) But way to push my misery a little bit deeper tho Pev. :P

Jk...besides, I can find good girls anywhere I want. I'm sexaaah!

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