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Shiny
Count
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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That is so cute! If only I could teach the dogs to use and flush the toilet - then maybe I would not get woke up them crying to go outside on a Saturday morning at 7AM - bastards. Or teaching the cat to feed herself would be nice too.
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Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:52 am |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Tsss, just get rid of the dogs Shiny...we all know cats rule anyway.  And they will get their own food if you 'forget' to feed them!
Anyway, more fun

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Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:26 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Nice one
It reminds me, in the paper yesteday, there was an article on a new design of scrubs, which allows female muslims or whatever religion it is, to hide their faces as directed in their religion.
I'm sorry, but if I couldn't see the face of the person giving me pills, I'd tell them to fuck right off.
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:01 am |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:32 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Man, that monkey fucking owns! I need to make a 'pwned' pic involving a monkey and a tiger now.
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:41 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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This is hilarious in its pervertedness. Guy tries to make a (what he thinks) 14-yr old to perform sexual acts and even goes over to her house and strips down, only to get busted by the dude from the police squad. Great stuff!
http://www.consumtionjunction.com/conte ... e=1&page=1
'I was just messing around with her' lmao
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:29 am |
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pevil
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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that entire site is justw orrying ox. Look at some of the forum thread titles over on the right! 
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:47 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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lol, now you mention it..."Homo Dolphin-Free Random Fart Jackassery"
Sounds like something that makes me want to sign up for that forum.
But tbh, I learned to block out all the ads and crazy shit on the side, top and bottom of a site and focus on the movie. The only thing that I remember I noticed from my first visit on that site were the boobs on the banner on the left hand side...cos the ad was flickering, and because they're -well- boobs. 
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:00 am |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I don't have to, Adblock does that for me 
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:15 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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I hear Ox performs oral sex on cats.
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:50 pm |
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Rinox
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Oh yeah...I don't just love cats, I LOVE them.  If you catch my drift...
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Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:46 pm |
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pevil
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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yeah well... that belgium place... its so small, its not like he's gonna get a girl. They're both taken already  lol.
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Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:28 am |
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3343 Location: Belgium
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Okay Pevil, i'll give you a chance to make a funnier remark. If you want to do some belgium-bashing at least do it properly. 
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Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:48 am |
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pevil
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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meh im more interested in ox-bashing 
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Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:03 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Pff, stating that the girls I like are taken already isn't bashing me, it's just plain truth.  But way to push my misery a little bit deeper tho Pev.
Jk...besides, I can find good girls anywhere I want. I'm sexaaah!
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