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Arathorn
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Alright none of you would understand this, except for J and Ox, but I just had to share this site's great translation into Dutch:
http://www.yuropeenterprise.com/dutch/index.php

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Tue May 23, 2006 11:33 am
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http://www.sinfest.net/

if you check it today it'll be at the bottom of the page, if not just keep hitting previous til you reach todays (24th May) comic

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Or you could just do this :P

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star wars wife.


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It's in Dutch but the jist is: police arrest a guy for drunken driving in Lithuania, with no less than 7.27 promilles of alcohol in his blood. :o

To give you an idea: a value of 4 promilles is "life-threatening" to most normal drinkers. This guy must have been totally hardcore. :D But what did you expect with all the cheap vodka up there!

http://www.hln.be/hlns/cache/det/art_21 ... n=homeArt4

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Yeah I read this. It's a lot. The furthest I've ever come was like 3.5 or something.

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Heh, how could you tell? Did they bust you or do you have one of them breathalizers?

I love this comic btw..women and marriage = evil combination. :wink:


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Got busted in France. The cops were pretty nice actually, although I did spend half the night chained to the floor.

Heh, Ethan is such a fool. :)

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Here's something funny for you - I've just formatted my PC and thus far it's actually going well!

Ok, so it's only funny to me.

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don't worry, I have faith that you'll screw it up somehow.

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Lol, pevil can't access my shared foler, it asks for a password... but I can access her's no problem! :D

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add her username to your local admin group. :)

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Mole wrote:
Lol, pevil can't access my shared foler, it asks for a password... but I can assess her's no problem! :D


giggity giggity

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Yes... 11b what are you babbling on about?

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Re-read what I quoted

also

http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html

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STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

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