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You mean MY planet? :P :wink:

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http://8bitgamer.idiotworld.com/

Man this is hard, i had a NES and still only scored 2. I should/could have scored more perhaps, but half of them: never.

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omg, I knew like none of those. A 8bit gamer freak here though knew more than half. Crazy bastard.

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Not so much funny, but rather interesting description on gamespot

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It's a definitive role-playing experience, and the only reason it can't be called the best game in its class is because in a sense there's nothing available that compares to it.

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taken from the gamespot forums courtesy of a coworker of mine.

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hello how is every 1 today, im just writing this to say what i think needs to be done with these new role playing games that are out on the market. For 1 The 3D Factor Is Cool But There Are'nt Enough Camera Angles So When You Get Up Close you cannot see anything around you. and that is fine even but if every 1 keeps bassing the story from the dungeons and dragons theme then its going to be the same game and a different story. if your a gamer and you've played sveral game systems + games then you would know that dungeons and dragons is usually to complicated for every 1 to know off hand. If Youve Ever Taken A Look Into The Snes, ps1, And Even The N64Games You Would See That The Story Line Goes Far Enough And Then Theres Some Action To The Game, such as casting spells, gaining special abilities, and advancing to the next level of experience. for instance have you ever played the snes game called chrono trigger? the storyline was'nt the best but the gameplay was the **** with like 100 spells and combos between whatever characters you choose and there was not no bull about it. you just either fight, cast spells, or heal yourself

But How It Is Now Its Like Its A Huge War And Most People Dont Even Know Wheather To What To Do, so it takes them like 1000 hours just to get to know the game before they even play. i dont know why it is that they cannot make a really cool role playing game 3d (where you move around and control Your Charactor In 3d) But Still Have The Ability To Cast Magic Spells Or Go Wherever You Want.If You've Ever Trie Deathtrap Dungeon On Playstation 1 You Would Know What I Mean Anyway I Got T Go Now So Ill Follow Up On This Message Soon Thanx And Ill See You Later


Holy crap.

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LOL that guy never heard of morrowind or oblivion i think... wtf does he mean "can't see anything around you"...

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The 3D Factor Is Cool But There Are'nt Enough Camera Angles


WTF? It's 3d! There are an infinite number of camera angles! That's the freakin' definition of 3d!

Anyway, yea, the guy's a poster child for post-natal abortion.

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Anyway, yea, the guy's a poster child for post-natal abortion.


Try post-fatal... :D

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The ESRB has concluded that the game (TES4:OBLIVION) deserves a rating of Mature because: 1) partial nudity in the PC version of the game can be created by modders; and 2) the game contains excessive blood and gore that go beyond a Teen rating.


And then this guy comments on it:
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BOOBIES!

Posted May 4, 2006 5:47 am PT


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Eccentric satanic retarded bastards= ESRB

Posted May 4, 2006 6:42 am PT


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You can chop off people's heads, sneak into someone's house and viciously murder them, burn someone to death, a boob OH GOD!!


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WELL LETS ALL BLAME THE PERVS FOR THIS


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$8,000 Was Spent by the U.S. Justice Department For a Drapery To Cover A Female Statue (Lady Justice) with an Exposed Breast. If they don't control this now people will go to museums and rip down paintings to have sex with them. It's okay to show images of airplanes flying into skyscrapers though.


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America glorifies violence but vilifies human sexuality. That's what you get when every knuckle -drragging neanderthal has the right to vote...

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Tomorrows Nobodies.

This is something I've liked for a while.

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4

There's a whole host of shorts etc too.

All of the shorts and such

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jesus man. Gather around kids, and listen to this tale:

There used to be a time, back in 1996, when uncle Rinox was still young and purchased himself a copy of Daggerfall at ye olde toye shoppe.

He took the game home, played it until his eyes bled, then played it some more. The game contained (pixelated) nudity in places such as certain temples, witch covens and back rooms of taverns. It even had -gasp- enemies such as the nymph (a full frontal, stark-naked giggling woman draining fatigue) or the daedra seducer (lady in dress that transforms into a winged topless creature). etc.

It also featured a lot of heads and other bodyparts on stakes, lots of battered bodies (sometimes bodies would actually be nothing more than a bloody pulp) and even videoclips of a girl crying blood tears. (when you dreamt if afflicted with vampirism)


Uncle Rinox was 14 when he bought the game, with a friend from school, at his softwareshop. There was no rating. There were not parental guidances. Just me buying an awesome game. *reminisces*

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ok, I watched as much of the first episode of Mole's crap as I could stand. It was horrible. Absolutely horrible. Thank you for wasting time in my life I could have spent doing something productive, like picking the funk out from between my toes.

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Legendary.

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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/7206

"Anal Drilling" and "Beat Up" make me laugh my ass off.

This too: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/70092

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Satis wrote:
ok, I watched as much of the first episode of Mole's crap as I could stand. It was horrible. Absolutely horrible. Thank you for wasting time in my life I could have spent doing something productive, like picking the funk out from between my toes.


I can only hope i stopped watching it earlier than you .. sheesh Mole, it is absolutely crap :P

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