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Mole
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Hahahahaha.
Idiots.
And dude, that's Al from home improvement. That's what made that video worth watching.
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Satis
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heh...I like the expression he gets.
Aynway...don't lump me in with stupid America. Not every American is ignorant.
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Unfortunately I know that too well, just making a general comment. Sos if any offence, I would be 
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derf
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  Another Italian translated joke: 
In New York, a new shop has been opened whereby women can come to choose and buy a husband. At the entrance, there are instructions on how the shop works:
1) You can visit our shop ONLY ONCE.
2) There are only 6 floors and the characteristics of the men improve the higher up you go.
3) You can choose any man at any one floor, or you can choose to go up to the next floor.
4) You cannot return to the floor below.
Once day, a woman decides to go and visit the Shop Of Husbands to find a companion.
At the first floor, the sign sais "These men have a job."
The woman decides to go to the next floor up.
At the second floor, the sign sais "These men have a job, and love children."
The woman decides to go to the next floor up.
At the third floor, the sign sais "These men have a job, and love children, and are extremely beautiful."
The woman sais "wow", but feels she needs to go to the next level up.
At the fourth floor, the sign sais "These men have a job, and love children, and are very extremely beautiful, and always help out around the house."
"Incredible! I can hardly resist" Sais the woman, but she decides to go to the next floor.
At the fifth floor, the sign sais "These men have a job, and love children, and are very extremely beautiful, and always help out around the house, and are very romantic."
Now the woman is very tempted to choose a man, but she decides to go up to the last floor.
At the sixth floor, the sign sais "You are visitor No. 31,456,012 for this floor. Here there are no men, this floor exists soleley to demonstrate how impossible it is to satisfy a woman. Thanks for choosing our store!
Beside this shop, a Shop Of Wives has also been opened. It works exactly the same, but a man buys a wife. At the first floor, there are "Women who love to have sex". At the second floor, there are "Women who love to have sex and are rich."
The remaining 4 floors HAVE NEVER BEEN VISITED.
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piano ci sono don ne che amano far sesso. Al secondo piano ci sono donne che
amano far sesso e sono ricche.
I piani dal terzo al sesto NON SONO MAI STATI VISITATI.
A New York è stato appena aperto un nuovo negozio dove le donne possono
scegliere e comprare un marito. All'entrata sono esposte le istruzioni su
come funziona il negozio:
1) Puoi visitare il negozio SOLO UNA VOLTA.
2) Ci sono 6 piani e le caratteristiche degli uomini migliorano salendo.
3) Puoi scegliere qualsiasi uomo ad un piano oppure salire al piano
superiore.
4) Non si può ritornare al piano inferiore.
Una donna decide di andare a visitare il Negozio di Mariti per trovare un
compagno.
Al primo piano l'insegna sulla porta dice: "Questi uomini hanno un lavoro."
La donna decide di salire al successivo.
Al secondo piano l'insegna sulla porta dice: "Questi uomini hanno un lavoro
e amano i bambini." La donna decide di salire al successivo.
Al terzo piano l'insegna sulla porta dice: "Questi uomi ni hanno un lavoro,
amano i bambini e sono estremamente belli.". "Wow" - pensa la donna, ma si
sente di salire ancora.
Al quarto piano l'insegna sulla porta dice: "Questi uomini hanno un lavoro,
amano i bambini, sono belli da morire e aiutano a fare le faccende di casa."
- Incredibile! - esclama la donna - Posso difficilmente resistere!
Ma, detto questo, sale ancora. Al quinto piano l'insegna sulla porta dice:
"Questi uomini hanno un lavoro, amano i bambini, sono belli da morire,
aiutano nelle faccende domestiche e sono estremamente romantici."
La donna è tentata di restare e sceglierne uno, invece decide di salire
all'ultimo piano.
Il cartello del sesto piano: "Sei la visitatrice No. 31.456.012 di questo
piano, qui non ci sono uomini, questo piano esiste solamente per dimostrare
come sia impossibile accontentare una donna. Grazie per aver scelto il
nostro negozio!"
Di fronte a questo negozio è stato aperto un Negozio di Mogli. Al primo
piano ci sono don ne che amano far sesso. Al secondo piano ci sono donne che
amano far sesso e sono ricche.
I piani dal terzo al sesto NON SONO MAI STATI VISITATI. | | | | |
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RB
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Yay! This thing is incredible. I don't wish to imagine what mess it would make on some forum with over 50% girls. I'll see it. ^^
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Who the hell is this person as I don't know what to call them (...)  Nice joke tho derf.
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Rinox
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It's our beloved Gfreeman...hehe. He had a makeover and cleaned up his English, so he's hard to spot. Still, his general weirdness should give it away. 
Your English is improving rapidly Gfree, thumbs up! Keep going. 
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derf
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Youre right Ox, his last two posts were strangely understandable.
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Myrddin L'argenton
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*dances*
Well least I know who it is, I wonder who when suddenly someone with Marquis status shows up who I thought I'd never seen before. Nevermind its the same old GF.
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I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Satis
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Lol
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derf
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RB
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Who the fuck is that guy? I am just not getting the humor.
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Satis
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he's a b-movie action star. Something like that. He's played everything from commandos to...ermm...police....to....military....to...special forces. Basically he just kills lots of people and does some karate on top of it.
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derf
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He worked with Bruce Lee too!
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