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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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 Solution to these religious conflicts?
Its getting a tad out of hand. As a solution i propose that in order to balance the situation, two new groups must be formed:
Atheist Extremists & Moderate Fundamentalists.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:37 am |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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 Re: Solution to these religious conflicts?
Is Moderate Fundamentalists a contradiction?
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:36 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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Thats the beauty of it. Just as muslim fundamentalists.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:46 am |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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So your overall aim is completely confuse the extremists and fundamentalists until they realise that everything is a complete waste of time and they shouldn't be arsed about it?
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:14 am |
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pevil
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How to deal with them:
burn anyone who believes any religion. Wait. Just burn anyone. That works. hehe.
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:39 am |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Just bomb the Middle East into oblivion. I'm quite sure that even if Arabs were secular they'ld find something to riot about.
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:43 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Man, I must be the only one here that isn't jaded.  What a welcome change from everyday life. 
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:38 pm |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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No dumbass. The extreme atheists and moderates will terrorise the current extremists.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:07 pm |
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ElevenBravo
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Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm Posts: 1976 Location: Sexy Town
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If you had a neo-nazi problem in your home town, going around setting fire to building and beating people, would you bus in a big group of Jews to fix the problem?
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:20 pm |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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I would prefer some sort of gas attack, perhaps a bit cleaner than a bomb plus if you do it right...
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:55 pm |
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pevil
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no ox, you just have this naive unwavering faith in people still. The rest of us already realised people are morons and will never change  Maybe its the fact you're a yeti... hehe.
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:56 pm |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Outside humankind looking in, welcome to the real world OX.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:58 pm |
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Myrddin L'argenton
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Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:17 am Posts: 1717 Location: The Plateaus of Insanity
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Outside humankind looking in, welcome to the real world OX.
_________________ I think drugs have done some really good things. If you don't believe me, go home tonight, take all your cassettes, CDs, etc and burn them. Because those artists that have made that music were real fucking high- Bill Hicks
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:58 pm |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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Correction: Extremist jews.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:47 pm |
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Rinox
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Hehehe...my yeti genes make me a happy little camper.  And it's not so much a faith in ppl as such, as a faith in that most of them still have some us when guided by a charismatic personality, preferrably me.
It's like in GW...best way to keep a pick up group in check is by issueing clear and singular commands. I'm always surprised at how many ppl are willing to bend to my 'command' when I do that...but it's strangely effective, most of the time. So: ppl need guidance. 
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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