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Solution to these religious conflicts? 
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Its getting a tad out of hand. As a solution i propose that in order to balance the situation, two new groups must be formed:

Atheist Extremists & Moderate Fundamentalists.

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Is Moderate Fundamentalists a contradiction?

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Thats the beauty of it. Just as muslim fundamentalists.

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So your overall aim is completely confuse the extremists and fundamentalists until they realise that everything is a complete waste of time and they shouldn't be arsed about it?

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How to deal with them:

burn anyone who believes any religion. Wait. Just burn anyone. That works. hehe.

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Just bomb the Middle East into oblivion. I'm quite sure that even if Arabs were secular they'ld find something to riot about.

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Man, I must be the only one here that isn't jaded. :P What a welcome change from everyday life. :)

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Myrddin L'argenton wrote:
So your overall aim is completely confuse the extremists and fundamentalists until they realise that everything is a complete waste of time and they shouldn't be arsed about it?


No dumbass. The extreme atheists and moderates will terrorise the current extremists.

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If you had a neo-nazi problem in your home town, going around setting fire to building and beating people, would you bus in a big group of Jews to fix the problem?

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I would prefer some sort of gas attack, perhaps a bit cleaner than a bomb plus if you do it right...

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Rinox wrote:
Man, I must be the only one here that isn't jaded. :P What a welcome change from everyday life. :)


no ox, you just have this naive unwavering faith in people still. The rest of us already realised people are morons and will never change ;) Maybe its the fact you're a yeti... hehe.

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Outside humankind looking in, welcome to the real world OX.

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Outside humankind looking in, welcome to the real world OX.

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ElevenBravo The Great wrote:
If you had a neo-nazi problem in your home town, going around setting fire to building and beating people, would you bus in a big group of Jews to fix the problem?


Correction: Extremist jews.

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pevil wrote:
Rinox wrote:
Man, I must be the only one here that isn't jaded. :P What a welcome change from everyday life. :)


no ox, you just have this naive unwavering faith in people still. The rest of us already realised people are morons and will never change ;) Maybe its the fact you're a yeti... hehe.


Hehehe...my yeti genes make me a happy little camper. :) And it's not so much a faith in ppl as such, as a faith in that most of them still have some us when guided by a charismatic personality, preferrably me. :P

It's like in GW...best way to keep a pick up group in check is by issueing clear and singular commands. I'm always surprised at how many ppl are willing to bend to my 'command' when I do that...but it's strangely effective, most of the time. So: ppl need guidance. ;)

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