is this an animated gif?

yes

I've never used Steam, but this looks a little like Windows updating. You'ld think a company with a turnover like Microsoft would be able to pay for a lot of fast servers but noo.

Emm I think the last two nights were funny in what we were doing. There is a bench on my housing estate called the "People's Bench". One night at a House party we decided to bring it over to sit on (you can't fit more than 15 people in the kitchens) a bike was locked onto it so we decided to leave it. Later on whilst my mates were drunk they stole the bench and the bike leaving a note for the owner. The next morning we found it gone. Last night at about 12 we nicked the bench and a concrete block attached with the help of some people. Another person nicked the bench then we got invited to another house. We then proceeded to take the chairs outside and got caught and returned as many as we saw (apart from 2). We then failed to try and get the bench again and we were getting told off when some girl shouted to us to give them their fucking chairs back. We got off again and returned the chairs, talked to the people and got warned to be quiet again by security. Tonight we are going to get the bench again.

Just a few e-mail jokes that I've gotten lately, no doubt you've probably seen some or all of them

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks..........

''How many is a Brazillion???"
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Corporate Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Corporate Lesson 2:

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

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Corporate Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world" Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pinna Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

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Corporate Lesson 4:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered, "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

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Corporate Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

wtf. I had to turn it off after like 2 minutes.

What in the crap is that? you could have at least linked something funny like

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

omfg Mole, that thing fried my brain. I'll probably sing that song all day tomorrow now...well, 'song'. hehe.


Check this shit out:

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1128764013


Something for you to ponder until your next jump Satis.

omg that sucks.

btw...that's why we were strapped to our instructors. Going for the reserve chute wouldn't have been so hairy, and no way in hell would we have ended up in power lines. Which, btw, was entirely his fault. Those chutes are totally steerable.

Hehehe, either way, good stuff. That guy is both a lucky and an unlucky dude.


Check this out:

http://www.wimp.com/invading/


There are a lot of morons out there, dang. It's totally awesome when they start pinning Oz because it says 'Iran' on the map. The highlight is with the N Korea one..."I only just realized North Korea is that much bigger than S-Korea!" LMAO

Their general ignorance is awesome too. 'erh...I think there's a revloution going on'. Sure thing.

Now, I suck at geographical locations, but oh my goodness are they some stupid fuckers.

rofl...that's freakin' hilarious. I guess Australia is everything bad now. hehe...oh, there's Iran. Man, that's funny. Some stupid people in this world, no doubt about it.

year of the owl > batman mumbleing jibberish

pfft, year of the owl was boring and not funny. Batman having a spaz-attack is funny.