FAQ • Login
It is currently Tue Jul 22, 2025 12:31 pm

Board index » General » Off-Topic Conversations

All times are UTC - 6 hours




Reply to topic  Page 27 of 331
  [ 4959 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 ... 331  Next
Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Funny Stuff II 
Author Message
StephieMarie
Knight

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:04 pm
Posts: 142
Location: Tarpon Springs, Fl
Reply with quote
Post 
Yea well I had to call tech support for my computer the other day I hate when they treat you like your stupid the guy actually asked me if it was plugged in, I’m thinking to myself you've got to be kidding me. Then he had me hold in the power button on the front for like 5mins I was like what does this do? He said something about clearing the static out or something I’m like ok....... I don't know what that has to do with the fan not coming on but ok.
Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:43 am
Profile YIM
Satis
Felix Rex
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
Posts: 16701
Location: On a slope
Reply with quote
Post 
clearing the static out?

Must be one of those new-fangled static buttons. Or more likely, the guy's a moron.

_________________
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:01 am
Profile WWW
Mole
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm
Posts: 4004
Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
Reply with quote
Post 
Lol, the thing is, they get trained to make sure that they ask if the power is in. Sure, It sounds stupid, but http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ will show you why they ask.

_________________
Games to complete:
GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!)
Fallout 3 [50%]
Rock Band [35%]
http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts

Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:06 am
Profile WWW
derf
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7737
Location: Centre of the sun
Reply with quote
Post 
Joke my brother told me the other day:

Q - How much does a cockney pay for shampoo?

A - 'Pantene'

_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson

Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:06 pm
Profile
pevil
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am
Posts: 4332
Reply with quote
Post 
oooook.... *tumbleweed* wtf? I'm praying its the fact I'm tired that that joke makes no sense to me :P other than 'ten'

_________________
Image

Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:01 pm
Profile WWW
Satis
Felix Rex
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
Posts: 16701
Location: On a slope
Reply with quote
Post 
must be a brit thing, or something.

_________________
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:00 pm
Profile WWW
derf
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7737
Location: Centre of the sun
Reply with quote
Post 
lol, try saying it to yourself in a cockney accent.

_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson

Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:38 pm
Profile
Mole
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm
Posts: 4004
Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
Reply with quote
Post 
Pound Ten?

_________________
Games to complete:
GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!)
Fallout 3 [50%]
Rock Band [35%]
http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts

Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:45 am
Profile WWW
pevil
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am
Posts: 4332
Reply with quote
Post 
lol well you see that's my problem, I suck at accents ;) hehe.

_________________
Image

Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:02 am
Profile WWW
derf
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm
Posts: 7737
Location: Centre of the sun
Reply with quote
Post 
lol, yeah right. Youre just slow Pev. :)

_________________
"Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson

Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:43 am
Profile
ElevenBravo
King
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm
Posts: 1976
Location: Sexy Town
Reply with quote
Post 
Quote:
Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight
>days:
>
>1. The hurricane only hit black family's property
>
>2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
>hurricane.
>
>3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
>
>4. New Orleans has no white people.
>
>5. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
>resident.
>
>6. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV.
>
>7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New
>Orleans: now the city is welfare, looter, and gang free; and they are
>in your city.
>
>8. White folks don't make good news stories.
>
>9. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you,
>instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
>
>10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue
>efforts.
>
>11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you
>and give you money for being stupid.
>
>12. Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.
>
>13. The only way it could have been worse was to be white.
>

_________________
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Image

Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:48 am
Profile ICQ YIM
Satis
Felix Rex
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
Posts: 16701
Location: On a slope
Reply with quote
Post 
heheh...that's pretty good. :) Amazing, isn't it?

_________________
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:26 pm
Profile WWW
ElevenBravo
King
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm
Posts: 1976
Location: Sexy Town
Reply with quote
Post 
Satis wrote:
heheh...that's pretty good. :) Amazing, isn't it?


Thats the media for ya.

_________________
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Image

Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:50 am
Profile ICQ YIM
Rinox
Minor Diety
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am
Posts: 14892
Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
Reply with quote
Post 
I think it's a crude overgeneralization, and one bordering to racism at that. Most of the ppl left in the danger areas were from the lowest social classes (and as I understand it that's pretty darn low in the US, s no surprise they didn't run), and a majority of those are apparently black. The fact that the media focuses on that side of the problem is pretty obvious, if you ask me.

The idiot who wrote that piece is conveniently mistaking race for class. The fact that the two are closely connected in this event doesn't equal them in one way or another. How about he writes something intelligent focusing on the real issue -generational poverty, in this case among black ppl- instead of slagging off this or that. I'm sure he's doing a lot to help out victims himself. :roll: :)

_________________
"I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."

- Coach

Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:18 am
Profile
Satis
Felix Rex
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm
Posts: 16701
Location: On a slope
Reply with quote
Post 
*cough* Sheez Ox.

1. That was satire.

2. The news has been focusing on the poor black people in New Orleans.

The fact of the matter is, there are more white people at poverty level than black people.

There are plenty of white people in Louisiana and Mississippi who were affected by Katrina just as bad as these black people.

The problem is that the news is horribly biased. They're conveniently focusing all their attention on New Orleans because of the 'shock effect' of seeing a major city destroyed. Why the hell they're focusing on black people I really don't know. More equal, balanced coverage from the news would be a nice change.

It'd be like a hurricane hitting Amsterdam and all the news only shows Turks being affected.

_________________
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:28 pm
Profile WWW
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   Page 27 of 331
  [ 4959 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 ... 331  Next

Board index » General » Off-Topic Conversations

All times are UTC - 6 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by STSoftware.