lol, that tetris game is gay

As for the train vid, holy shit. If that's real....that guy damn near died.

if he'd have got hit he'd have deserved it for being such a prick. Chalk one up for the darwins I say.

we know how to get rid of townies now.

1. approach your local group of townies (usually located on a town corner calling everyone gay and wearing burberry)
2. tell them that if they jump in front of a train, then you'll pay their bus fare home (standard townie price: 20p)
3. watch them die. if one does manage to jump out the way, tell them that if they do it again but leave it a tiny bit later before they move, you'll buy them a nice new shiny pseudo-gold ring.

I don't know how long I'd survive in England. If anyone tried to talk shit to me in an English accent I'd be more likely to laugh at them then get pissed. Which might result in them assaulting me. Which would probably result in my whipping out my Texas-sized can of whoopass and beating someone to death.

dont worry satis. 99% of people you'd end up laughing at would be townies, and therefore easily beaten into the ground. Although a townie would never actually start a fight. If you looked like you were gonna accept the challenge he'd probably attempt some 'cool' retreat. the other 1%... well who knows

Is this ox?

A Belgian missionary has been charged with inciting and helping plan the 1994 Rwandan genocide, in which more than half a million people were killed.

*me sends satis one ticket to england*

lol. Sadly, I've not spent any time in Africa during my lifetime. Nor was I an advocate of the Christian faith. But genocide inciter, maybe.

Ruandan genocide was prolly some heavy shit. I know someone who fled from it (living in Belgium for about 10 years now) and she never once spoke to me about it. Well, she mentioned it happened, but never went into it. Pretty sure it's cos it's pretty apocalyptic, with machetes, rape and all sorts of less-than-amusing stuff.

amusing is in the eye of the beholder, methinks.

Anyway, we've got all kinds of crap like this going on, all the time, and have for the history of man. Not that it's right. It's kind of nice that people are finally getting punished for it.

holy jesus people are stupid....this just happened to me at my job.

This was done entirely by email. I'll post the conversation and let you make up your own mind.
















I guess
username = *username*
password = *password*
is too technical/cryptic for some people.

Lol. You guys been to rinkworks?


http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid

Oh MY god

Customer: "Hi, I think I've got a problem with my monitor."
Tech Support: "Ah. Do you still have an image?"
Customer: "Yes, best image ever. Thing is, when I look at it from the side, I see red hot components."
Tech Support: "Uh, when you look at it from the SIDE? How can you see any components?"
Customer: "Well, through that big smoking hole."

What shitty support....

hey, I was tempted to ignore the email entirely when he sent hte all-caps email. Be happy I supported him at all.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050916/od_ ... tricity_dc

Power-dressing man leaves trail of destruction

it's Reuters, but I'm a bit skeptical of the 'facts'.