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Satis
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Microsoft attempts to pantent the smiley face: :D <----ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL!

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/business/0,3902 ... 396,00.htm

Power armor for the elderly
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8656746/

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I'm gonna patent the verb "do", and all of it's derivatives.

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I'm gonna patent the word patent. :)

That powersuit owns big time!!

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The powersuit I've seen before. good stuff. The patent - Is it actually patended, or are they still deciding?

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Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:27 am
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I think it was an attempted patent. Not sure if it was outright rejected or still under consideration. You wouldn't believe some of the crap people are patenting. Stupid patent office. Down with software patents!

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Im going to patent farting.

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I think I have some prior art on you, buddy.

some funny stuff: sorta

Don't Spam in Russia

A new bunker buster bomb
may have a small amount of collateral damage (around 1 million innocent civilians may be killed

The world's first dildo

The Sims 2 is a paedophile's wet dream!

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The Sims 2 is a paedophile's wet dream![/quote]


Holy fuck...where do these morons keep coming from? I hope he's consequent and bans himself from sex, his idiocy dying out with him.

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all your star wars are belong to us

But don't worry, it's not an AYB spin off, it's just star wars, in engrish. Fucking hilarious.

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Quote:
"In other words, the game was released to the public by the manufacturer knowing that the full frontal nudity was resident on the game and would be accessed by use of a simple code widely provided on the Internet."


Heres a good one

Payola Shocker: J-Lo Hits, Others Were 'Bought' by Sony

Ever wonder how a crappy POS song becomes #1?

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From Epic, home of J-Lo, a memo from Nov. 12, 2002, a "rate" card that shows radio stations in the Top 23 markets will receive $1000, Markets 23-100 get $800, lower markets $500. "If a record receives less than 75 spins at any given radio station, we will not pay the full rate," the memo to DJs states. "We look forward to breaking many records together in the future."

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lol....radio stations get paid to play albums? NO! rofl...and to think, they're supposedly paying money to the record labels for rights to play the music in the first place. In fact, internet radio broadcasters recently got fucked in that way too. How freakin' stupid.

Oh, and Mole, your link is broken. Something tells me the ... isn't supposed to be in there.

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fixed link

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Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:25 am
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still not working for me. :( Page can't be displayed now. Maybe they don't like Americans.

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it works for me.

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can you see that image?

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nope, can't see the image either. Oh well, valiant effort.

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