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ElevenBravo
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O and dont forget

"Ill be back"
"Hasta La Vista Baby"

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I love this one:

"Do you suck dick?... No sir!...Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

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I think that, for the benefit of our Texan pals, you should give the whole quote Derf:

Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

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"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery."
-Dr. Evil.

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I want at least 70 of these

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=HydroFoam

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Seeing as were on Austin Powers:

It goes something like this:

"There are only 2 kinds of people i dislike in this world: People who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and... the Dutch."

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„I appreciate only one. And that are two things. And that are work, order and discipline.“ *gggggggggggggggggg*

- Some professor

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Lol, that sounds like the Spanish Inquisition from Monty Python:
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Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

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The first Jedi member of British parliament?

Jedi!

It's long...it's like minutes or something. Do a search for 'jedi', or read this excerpt.

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I crave the indulgence of the House in interrupting such an important and enjoyable debate to deliver my maiden speech. Furthermore, as the first Jedi Member of this place, I look forward to the protection under the law that will be provided to me by the Bill. I pay tribute to the hon. Member for Dewsbury (Mr. Malik) for his convincing and searing testimony in support of the proposed legislation. It will be a privilege to serve alongside him.


Notice the member of Dewbury, Mr Darth Malik.

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http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=loobia99

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wow, that's a bit wild. That dude's gonna get his ass beat some day. :)

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lol. If he ever meets those guys again, he's going to be nothing but a bloody pulp. He apparently thinks of it as a game, but for those dudes it's dead serious, if they get busted it's shipped out of the US. :/ Inconsiderate of him, to say the least. :)

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just because you got departed from the US ox.

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says the guy who's girlfriend was banned from the US for two years... #cough#

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eh? Someone got banned from the US? Oooh...I want the dirt.

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