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Having good fun with that game...too bad I suck at pool.

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Thu May 26, 2005 6:31 am
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derf it depends where you are in england. E.g when I lived in a market town in Yorkshire, everyone would say hi to everyone, even though you didn't know them. But here coz it's bigger (and a tourist place) its just safer not to I guess. And obviously a big city you woudln't either.

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Bah, maybe its just me then. Maybe im just too damn sexy.

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or maybe people think you're a freak...

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Yes, the freak that always smiles at people.

Speaking of freaks, last night at the footie match, we were all watching like i said in the front patio. Drunks coming in/out/left/right and all of a sudden, this rAnD0m, old, red-faced bastard walks down across the street. The other guys knew him as this infamous village-idiot called "giggles". Apparently, they were telling me, ( as he was approaching ) that last year, they remember seeing him always about, giggling like a pshychopathic paedophile at random people he walked past. Basically he was a dime short of a shilling.

Anyway, he approached the commotion we were making (chanting, piss-takeing etc) when he stopped and started to give us his phychopathic giggling. Aw man how funny that was. The sheer randomness of it all. We took the piss sooo badly right there in front of this lunatic.

Personally, freaks scare me. If he had touched me, i would have probably knocked his god damn block off.

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Look out, freaks are usually stronger then you think. I once had a fight with a guy with Down syndrom at the swimming pool. Bastard was 10 centimetres shorter, but freaking strong. :? Still, I was kinda pwning him before the swimming pool supervisor broke us up.


And no, this didn't happen yesterday :P Was years ago, must have been 15 or 16...forgot

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rofl, Rinox beat up a kid with downs syndrome. And almost lost. :roll:

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Now that's some funny stuff!

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LOL!!!

What the fuck did you fight him for?

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rofl, Rinox beat up a kid with downs syndrome. And almost lost. :roll:



I'll have you know that they are really strong :P Stupid, but strong. And I didn't beat him up as such...I was fending him off while giving him the occasional slap.

The reason for the fight was pretty stupid really, he liked a rival football team and I was saying how my team was by far the best and would kick his team's ass anytime, jokingly of course.

What i didn't consider was that these guys have a hard time putting things in perspective, so he got really pissed of with me and ended up going bananas and trying to hit and strangle me. So, I kicked his ass. It's not like I was purposely picking fights with retards dudes. :roll:

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Oh right, i think you should have made that clear at the start. :D

Moral of the story: Stay away from freaks :D

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lol.

Moral of the story: Don't kid around with retards. They don't get it.

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Amen to that. And the consequent moral: don't assume everyone is on your level of intelligence, because they're not. :)

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And also: A short-ass can still whoop yo ass.

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Nah, except for some obvious exceptions like Henry Rollins (no shame in that) I maintain the rule that I will whoop shorter ppl's asses. :P

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