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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Having good fun with that game...too bad I suck at pool.
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Thu May 26, 2005 6:31 am |
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pevil
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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derf it depends where you are in england. E.g when I lived in a market town in Yorkshire, everyone would say hi to everyone, even though you didn't know them. But here coz it's bigger (and a tourist place) its just safer not to I guess. And obviously a big city you woudln't either.
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Thu May 26, 2005 7:41 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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Bah, maybe its just me then. Maybe im just too damn sexy.
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Thu May 26, 2005 1:06 pm |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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or maybe people think you're a freak...
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Thu May 26, 2005 2:02 pm |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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Yes, the freak that always smiles at people.
Speaking of freaks, last night at the footie match, we were all watching like i said in the front patio. Drunks coming in/out/left/right and all of a sudden, this rAnD0m, old, red-faced bastard walks down across the street. The other guys knew him as this infamous village-idiot called "giggles". Apparently, they were telling me, ( as he was approaching ) that last year, they remember seeing him always about, giggling like a pshychopathic paedophile at random people he walked past. Basically he was a dime short of a shilling.
Anyway, he approached the commotion we were making (chanting, piss-takeing etc) when he stopped and started to give us his phychopathic giggling. Aw man how funny that was. The sheer randomness of it all. We took the piss sooo badly right there in front of this lunatic.
Personally, freaks scare me. If he had touched me, i would have probably knocked his god damn block off.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Thu May 26, 2005 2:10 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Look out, freaks are usually stronger then you think. I once had a fight with a guy with Down syndrom at the swimming pool. Bastard was 10 centimetres shorter, but freaking strong.  Still, I was kinda pwning him before the swimming pool supervisor broke us up.
And no, this didn't happen yesterday  Was years ago, must have been 15 or 16...forgot
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Thu May 26, 2005 2:24 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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rofl, Rinox beat up a kid with downs syndrome. And almost lost. 
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Thu May 26, 2005 3:53 pm |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Now that's some funny stuff!
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Fri May 27, 2005 4:26 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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LOL!!!
What the fuck did you fight him for?
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Fri May 27, 2005 5:41 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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I'll have you know that they are really strong  Stupid, but strong. And I didn't beat him up as such...I was fending him off while giving him the occasional slap.
The reason for the fight was pretty stupid really, he liked a rival football team and I was saying how my team was by far the best and would kick his team's ass anytime, jokingly of course.
What i didn't consider was that these guys have a hard time putting things in perspective, so he got really pissed of with me and ended up going bananas and trying to hit and strangle me. So, I kicked his ass. It's not like I was purposely picking fights with retards dudes. 
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Fri May 27, 2005 6:45 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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Oh right, i think you should have made that clear at the start.
Moral of the story: Stay away from freaks 
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Fri May 27, 2005 7:31 am |
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Satis
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Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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lol.
Moral of the story: Don't kid around with retards. They don't get it.
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Fri May 27, 2005 10:34 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Amen to that. And the consequent moral: don't assume everyone is on your level of intelligence, because they're not. 
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Fri May 27, 2005 11:24 am |
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derf
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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And also: A short-ass can still whoop yo ass.
_________________ "Well a very, very hevate, ah, heavy duh burtation tonight. We had a very derrist derrison, bite, let's go ahead and terrist teysond those fullabit who have the pit." - Serene Branson
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Fri May 27, 2005 11:44 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Nah, except for some obvious exceptions like Henry Rollins (no shame in that) I maintain the rule that I will whoop shorter ppl's asses. 
_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Fri May 27, 2005 12:13 pm |
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