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Author:  RB [ Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:01 am ]
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http://www.rp-online.de/public/bildersh ... /erde/6688

So, imagine a small horde of these beings that runs to you, armed with small swords. In the last moment you showoff your +5 enchanted weapons - and the bloody pigsty begins. Well, maybe they should be a bit more big and dexterious than on the images but... bach. BEtter horde of Kobolds than a horde of Firekraags. :)

Author:  J [ Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:51 am ]
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I hope they never let you in a zoo, you might start killing things :P

Author:  RB [ Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:59 am ]
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I AM in Zoo! They would never let me out! Luck for you... unless...

Don't worry. I'm talking about BG impression. Not about real lust to see the corpses of rare and by-self-dying races of beings.

And most important - here is hard to get the permission for wearing RPGs.

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...unless I get out somehow or... better: they put us in the same cage : ))))) So, töt! Töt! TÖÖÖÖÖT alle, was sterben kann! Und mehr!!! (Chaotic evil - no?)

Author:  derf [ Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:52 am ]
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They do look a little like miniature Kobolds. Nevertheless, theyre ugly little bastards with those big orc-like eyes and GFree i do see the temptation to smite a army of them with a +5 Bastard Sword and about 10 potions of Speed.

Author:  Myrddin L'argenton [ Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:56 pm ]
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derf wrote:
They do look a little like miniature Kobolds. Nevertheless, theyre ugly little bastards with those big orc-like eyes and GFree i do see the temptation to smite a army of them with a +5 Bastard Sword and about 10 potions of Speed.

Or just 3 Fireballs.

Author:  RB [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:28 pm ]
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Myrddin L'argenton wrote:
Or just 3 Fireballs.

Just poor dirtbags... :)

Author:  Myrddin L'argenton [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:13 am ]
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GFreeman wrote:
Myrddin L'argenton wrote:
Or just 3 Fireballs.

Just poor dirtbags... :)

Whatever, three fireballs should take out an entire horde.

Author:  RB [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:52 am ]
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Have I said something other, my friend? Just commented the massive furneral which yours idea would cause. :roll:

Author:  Myrddin L'argenton [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:00 am ]
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Well Derf wanted too as well, there is a certain temptation for the mass cremation

Author:  RB [ Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:27 am ]
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Ok, when need is so big, then the market will run out of Kobolds and the prizes will rise... going to find something cheaper. Heard that Firekrags would be about 99¢ this summer, for unarmed. For 1¢ more man get right to wear one helm. Magic is not permited and the market is only for humans.

Author:  Myrddin L'argenton [ Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:20 am ]
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I remember on another forum there was a big debate whether or not you should kill the kobold or love him. It went on for over 14 pages then had to stop since the thread ran out of space. They resurrected it in a new topic and it made another 5 pages.

Author:  RB [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:07 am ]
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So... should we love it or rather kill it? Or BOTH? :twisted:

Author:  Arathorn [ Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:38 am ]
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I love to kill them. :D

Author:  Myrddin L'argenton [ Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:05 am ]
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I joined the club that said that.

Author:  RB [ Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:10 pm ]
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One another club said: Kill them to have love with them. I walked out silently :o

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