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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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 Some Junk Emails....
Ok, here's the contents of a junk email i got, I found them rather amusing.
Become the best guy.....
.....for her
Cialis, more and better that Viagra ! Cialis starts working faster than Viagra, sometimes in 16 minutes, and lasts 24 hours or more. In contrast, Viagra usually works for only four hours after an hour's delay. As with Viagra, 80% of men with erectile disfunction are able to achieve an erection with the help of Cialis and three out of four are able to achieve sexual intercourse. But in a survey, devoted to Cialis, 59% of previously impotent men were still able to have sex 36 hours after taking it. The reason is that the body takes four times as long to get rid of Cialis than to eliminate Viagra. The half-life of Viagra (time for blood levels to fall for 50%) is 4 hours compared to 17 hours for Cialis. That means that 25% of a Cialis dose is still present in the body after 35 hours, and 12.5% after more than 50 hours. It also means that Cialis will be accumulated in the body if taken regularly.
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:13 am |
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3343 Location: Belgium
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I've read somewhere that a couple divorced because since the guy was beginning to take viagra, his sexual hunger was too much for the woman and she felt he was harassing her. So she went to court and got her divorce. Experts expect a lot more problems and divorces in the future.
Anyway, in my mail-adress this junk stuff immediately gets deleted, i don't even bother to read it anymore.
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:55 am |
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pevil
Minor Diety
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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lol i was surprised when mole read that out to me earlier, he usually just deletes them too. Maybe he's not telling me something...
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:24 am |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Yeah, maybe he orders the viagra?
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:25 am |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I just knew that this would happen. and i knew pev would bloody start it.
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:52 am |
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J
Minor Diety
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 pm Posts: 3343 Location: Belgium
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Then why start the topic? Unless you wanted her to find something out ..
Now just because you have this ehm problem mole, doesn't make you any less man. Just take one of those blue pills, or this other stuff you're talking about Cialis, what color is this brand btw?? 
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:58 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16702 Location: On a slope
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Don't take the Red Pill!
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:59 am |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I have no idea. Satis, i take it you watched that Knox's corner stuff?
And every one else i'm gunna post your email to spam company's!
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:01 am |
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pevil
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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hmm... so J knows the colour of viagra... another forum convert?
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:58 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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erm... I thought everyone knew the colour of viagra? it was like on the front of every magasine every where. And eminiem (and D12) released a song about it, though the public version was purple hills, not pills. I don't get where the yellow comes from though.
Blue and yellow purple pills.
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:39 pm |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Hmm I always thought that song was about other pills, espescially considering the video.
Odd you don't see any spam commercials for those, I really wouldn't be surprised.
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:22 pm |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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in email you mean? I get alsorts of shit like that in my email. God know why, I'll read a few more of 'em and post up any funny shit.
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Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:34 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16702 Location: On a slope
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I once got spam trying to sell my some sort of African American woman power thing or something. Fucked up shit.
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Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:53 am |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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No-one gets XTC spam? I find that odd, it's just as illegal as the Viagra they try to sell.
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Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:58 am |
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Mole
Minor Diety
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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From : Great cable vtwfba < [email protected]>
Sent : 23 April 2004 19:24:17
To : [email protected]
Subject : Want all the channels?
msg:mjmytw
We have a small Digital Filter and Lockup Buster combo that easily fits on the
back of your
receiver so you can test your Pay-per-View for Movies, Live Sporting Events,
Concerts, etc, without
paying a cent. This is completely legal as it is used as reception enhancer
device!
OK, this might look like an ordinary spam email. However the email address is wrong. How did i get this email? GOd knows. And I'm SUUUUURE it's legal. Yeah. Really.
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Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:26 am |
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