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Seriously...what?! :lol: She's 'too busy' too feed her kids anything else than fast food...and she's unemployed and lives with her mum. :roll: It's funny how this "too busy" and "no time" argument seems to come up every time you see one of these stories about fat assholes who can't be bothered to work out or work or, in this case, feed their kids properly.

[quote]Leanne, who swelled to 40 STONE before the birth last August, eats an average of 3,000 a day — 1,000 more than is recommended for a woman.

She said: “My babies were six months old when they had their first McDonald’s. They like fish and chips too. I chew the food first so they can eat it because they haven’t got any teeth yet. I give them packets of Wotsits as a snack at 2pm.

“Sometimes I’ll cook them a microwave lasagne. Babies are always hungry — sometimes it’s easier to give them food that’s already prepared.
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“They’re on the baby food jars and love the fish pie and cottage pie meals. But I see no harm in letting them have a few bits of my takeaways too.

“They like the taste of them and it’s a treat. I let the triplets eat fries off my plate as I think it’s best they try all kinds of food to see what they like.â€

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Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:24 pm
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I hope she shares a jail cell with the idiot who said "it was not written in the manual that i cant wash children in the washing machine"

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For fucks sake.

I'm moving to iraq.

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Fat fucking bitch. I have no problem with fat people, if they wanna kill themselves fine but jesus, she's probably ripping me off half my damn wages for her bloody benefits so she can stuff her damn face every 2 minutes. Not to mention she'll get free treatment for all her fat-related diseases when they finally show up.

And I may not like kids but I feel damn sorry for them. They're either gonna be horribly unhealthy and suffer or they'll get bullied ridiculously at school and turn into complete bastards later or be completely depressed.

Some people should be neutered. Without anaestetic. Then forced into fat camp to work for their damn benefits and work off their fat ;)

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How they even FIND these people to appear in papers and on tv and radio? One would assume that, in between being busy with watching tv, eating, feeding her children fast food and eating some more, she would have no time left to appear in all these publications. :roll:

What bugs me the most about stuff like this is not that she's a fat ho, not that she feeds her kids fast food (although I don't agree with it obviously), but the selfrighteousness with which these people talk about their lives and react to criticism. It's like...they really believe they're living 'the good life'. That's what you get for telling a generation of retards that they can be 'anything you like'. Bring back corporal punishment in schools s'what I say! :P

Hehehe...we're such old bastards. :roll: Anyway, as long as I will raise my own kids well I don't really care all that much. This bitch won't live over 65 anyway if she keeps this up.

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They find 'em coz that paper probably gave her a couple hundred for her damn story. She might be 'busy' but not too busy to get some more free cash.

I'm with you though, my rant may have come off a bit 'anti-fat' but at the end of the day I really don't care about that. I do care about crap parenting (far too much of it) and about sponging off those who put effort in. And the government allowing it.

Thing is she probably WILL live past 65. Annoying sponging idiots like that always do, while the 'good' people will die of stress ;)

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Don't worry, the world is deteriorating to mob rule. In another 10-20 years a gang of vigilantes will hang her from a tree. A really big tree.

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More likely from a bridge, coz otherwise they'd run the risk of pissing off the environmentalist for damaging the tree.

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Soylent green is made from fat lazy people!

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Well, this article should be taken with a pinch of salt. The Sun is a flagship sensationalist BS tabloid paper that only fuckwits as dumb as the people in its own articles read. Admittedly, in the UK, that seems to be quite alot of people.

It is comedy gold though. :lol: Sad as it may be, learning of new depths of human decadence is pretty amusing when theres fat people involved. :lol:


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Yea but mankind pretty much has three universal questions.

1. Can i eat it
2. Can i fuck it.
3. If i poke it, does it hurt.

And this is also the reason why the existence of aliens should be kept secret from the public. Because theres bound to be a moron who would try to have sex with them.

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Hell yea.

Stick my dick in it
it hurts
kill it
eat it

Hell, I go out of my way to eat new and exciting animals I've never eaten before. Eating an alien? Hell yea! That'd be almost as cool as eating an endangered species.

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I'd be interested to see what human tastes like, although im struggling to imagine any conditions where that could happen.


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Struggle? All you need is a shovel and some meat cutting tools. :P /me hopes Derf isn't autistic and takes this advice seriously

I'd be up for alien burgers too. Like Satis, I make it a policy to try and taste as many different animals as possible. In the Czech Republic I, half accidentally, ate bull testicles at a local bar. I felt a little gay afterwards but they tasted great. :roll:

Not so sure about alien sex. Ever heard of that woman who got tons of plastic surgery so she would resemble a cat? Because her hubby loved the idea of shagging a cat-woman. Lmao. :) I'm sure there are similar people out there who'd like their significant other to look like an alien.

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Of course, the husband dropped her for a yougner Russian model chick some time later and threatened her with a gun. :roll: Love's a beautiful thing.

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I assume you've heard of the leopard guy?

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The spots are tattooed if memory serves. And he likes to run around naked. :roll:

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