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Drinking coffee shrinks boobs :-/ 
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Omfg. Always knew there was a reason for my dislike of coffee...it's a subconscious reaction. :P

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 31,00.html



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Three cups of coffee a day can shrink breasts

October 24, 2008 12:00am

DRINKING just three cups of coffee a day can make women's breasts shrink, researchers say.
Nearly 300 women were surveyed about their bust measurements and how many cups of coffee they drank in an average day.

According to the Swedish researchers, three cups a day was enough to start making breasts shrink, with the effects increasing for every cup drunk.

They said there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts, as about half of women possessed a gene shown to link breast size to coffee intake.

"Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size," said Helena Jernstroem, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University in Sweden.

"Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren't just going to disappear.

"However, anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed. The problem is that there are two measures for a bra - the cup size and the girth - so you wouldn't be able to tell."

It was not all bad news for women, as the researchers also found that regular hits of caffeine could help to cut the risk of breast cancer.

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- I don't drink coffee (get headaches from just the smell).
- I don't smoke (allergic on the bullshit).
- And since a year+ or so I consume alcohol only if decent, only on rare occassions and in small quantities (I was a tea drinker who got drunk about < 20 times in his life and that was enough for me tbh :P).

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I exaggerate. I can remember being really drunk only two times on beer basis and one time with vodka. But OK, lets say there were < 20 occassions where I drank something in larger quantities (> 20dl).

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Satis told something about strange name of Cockta. :P Well, I can also mention that word "Pepsi" signifies a gay man on Serbian language. Still I do not have prejudices about Max edition of Pepsi-Cola. It is actually the one I consume rather often = one month about a bottle-two per week and then three-four months pause with chamomile tea, which I am really fond of. Bad that Bulgarians don't have a good chamomile tea. Any other sort but chamomile tea.

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I don't drink coffee or tea, or smoke. I don't do drugs either. I rarely drink soda anymore. Usually only water and milk. I'm remarkably healthy for someone as sick in the head as I am. :roll:

My only vice is alcohol, and the occasional fast-food joint. :P

Anyway, as women lay off coffee we should all be alright! Oh and off cigaretess - hate kissing smokers.

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Rinox wrote:
Oh and off cigaretess - hate kissing smokers.

I can smell a smoker sitting three meters behind me in a closed classroom for 100 people. Of course he's not smoking there, but just existing... smelling badly...

Btw, see the update on cockta and pepsi-cola above. :roll: Your send was faster than my edit.

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Damn you people, stop drinking filter coffee and buy one of these. Then go to your local Illy store (or equivalent) and let them grind coffee for you. Now you like coffee.

Hm, coffee, alcohol and fast-food for me, no smoking.

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hah...I hate to break it to you, but even if you're uber-healthy, you're still going to die. :twisted:

I drink coffee 5 mornings a week (at work)... about 2 cups worth. I drink alcohol quite regularly, mainly beer (light beer for the time being). I smoke occasionally... about a pack of cigarettes ever 2-3 weeks. Drugs... well, I have no aversion to them, though it's not something I partake in regularly. Mainly due to availability, I'm afraid. I also drink on average 2 sodas a day (coke zero).

heh... so, by that I would presumably be the most sickly of the bunch of us. :roll: But I exercise regularly and eat healthfully so none of the above really affects me. Long live indulgence!

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*minute moment of contemplation*

Fuck it, coffee tastes too good. :P

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Heh...I went to a KFC ripoff place yesterday and ate a big burger menu and a bucket of spicy chicken with BBQ sauce. :roll: I had (actual) KFC last Thursday, McDonalds on Monday and now yesterday...and then there was the beer. So much for being healthy. No fast food for me anymore the coming weeks, that's for sure.

Maybe I should start a study on the link between fast-food and boobs. In men. :?



DISCLAIMER: Does not have manboobs. Yet. Maybe in 30 years' time. :roll:

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I'm guessing pev doesn't drink much coffee...*Whistles*

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Funny you mention coffee. I drink 2 espressos per day on a reliable basis and i think its too much. Today i told myself no more, so im going cold turkey on the stuff.

I dont smoke, but i do appreciate a rare cigar. Especially after a poker night, or a drink-for-the-sake-of-it evening.

Food im pretty good with. I tend not to eat carbs anymore since i stopped kickboxing. I just dont need them. Lost a wee bit of weight, but hey ho, who cares.

Hardly any sweets / sugars either. :(

Exercise is pretty good. Soccer and gym. But i do miss kickboxing. :*(


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/me notices how Derf doesn't make any mention of alcohol

Need your hourly shot of Grappa to get through the day eh? :twisted: Don't worry, we've all been there! *takes another swig from the whiskey flacon under his desk*

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Oh sorry, alcomohol! dont know why i overlooked that.

I dont dig too much on straight spirits like grappa, but I am known to be around a glass of red wine fairly regularly.

im not very cultured in specific Beers / ciders, but i'll drink just about anything.


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I don't like red wine for the residue it leaves on your lips...and the last time I barfed I had red wine. :? *shudders*

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derf wrote:
a glass of red wine

That's what I value. A good vintage doesn't need more than a glass for a good occassion.

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I enjoy wine... mostly red, though there are some decent whites out there. I think I prefer Pinoit Noir and Cabernet Sauvignon... the latter has some really great vintages available, but they tend to be priced pretty astronomically. I'll drink other ones as well. I'm also a big fan of ice wine, though in suitably small increments.

My drink of choice, however, is beer. Good, old fashioned beer.

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