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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4619098.stm

Starting to make the profession a bit more professional.

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Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:24 am
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Bah, why don't people just recognise one of the oldest jobs in the world and be done with it?

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Ah well, at least your country is doing something about the problems caused by illegalizing prostitution. I wish it were legal here. Maybe turn it into a government agency and lower our taxes. :)

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Heh, the Department of Prostitution. Chaired by his eminence, dr. Satis. :roll:

Anyway...good thing that the Brits are moving towards legalization. Hurray!

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Yeah finally we have a chance of less abuse from this system.

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Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:42 pm
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About 80,000 women in Britain work as prostitutes, and half of those are under 25

Population of about 60 milion, interesting, that's 1 hooker out of every 7500 brits.

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Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:31 pm
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That is by far the most potentially disgusting statistic ever.

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Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:22 pm
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How can a number be disgusting?

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Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:58 pm
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Its not 1 number. Its the ratio. 1:7500. Think about it.

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So, basically, there's a 1/7500 chance that Derf's gf is a hooker...or his sis, or his mum! Wooo! :D ;) jk man, hehehe...besides, you better be nice if you still want my posh items for your warrior. :wink: You don't have internet atm right?

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I was thnking more along the lines of a hooker having potentially seen 7500 customers. :D I guess no one thinks on the same level of sickness as me.

I do have internet atm. Its just that ive been finding it hard to justify playing GW these days. Im losing my faith.

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I thought exactly what you did derf, our twisted minds aren't the same as everyone else's

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