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Princess Diana Crash 'Caused by laser beam' 
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that killed DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES and her lover DODI FAYED was caused by a laser beam being flashed into the eyes of their driver, it has been claimed.

New witnesses have told British detectives, leading a fresh enquiry into the fatal August 1997 accident, they saw a motorcyclist point a laser into the eyes of chauffeur HENRI PAUL, causing the Mercedes to crash inside the Pont De L'Alma tunnel in Paris, France.

One witness said he saw "an enormous radar-like flash of light", reports UK newspaper the Daily Express.

The new evidence supports theories Diana, Al Fayed and Paul were assassinated by the British Secret Service on behalf of the UK's royal family.

The laser plot came to light as French medics from the hospital where the princess died claim she was pregnant at the time of the crash.

Conspiracy theorists insist Diana and her lover were killed to avoid the royal family's embarrassment at her having a child by a Muslim.

Al Fayed's father, tycoon MOHAMED AL FAYED, has always maintained the crash was not an accident.

The investigation is being led by former Metropolitan police commissioner LORD STEVENS, who was Britain's top cop, and is expected to last into 2007.


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Yeah... right. :roll:

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oh ffs. coz everyone knows that her and mohammed (sp?) were a secret and we were all deeply ashamed of it. *sigh* there's been so many bloody theories about this poor woman since she died. Even if any of the things are true, she did some damn good stuff in her life. You'd think newspapers would leave the dead alone and at least theorise about the living.

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New witnesses have told British detectives, leading a fresh enquiry into the fatal August 1997 accident, they saw a motorcyclist point a laser into the eyes of chauffeur HENRI PAUL, causing the Mercedes to crash inside the Pont De L'Alma tunnel in Paris, France.

One witness said he saw "an enormous radar-like flash of light", reports UK newspaper the Daily Express.


If it's a laser, you aren't going to see shit unless it's pointed at it...and if it's pointed at you, your ass is blind.

Anyway, I think it's BS.

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The accident was obviously the work of ancient Egyptian gods whose wrath was incurred by humanity's relentless drive to make cartoons about religious figures. And by Satis, whos is just plain unnatural.

Unclean! UNCLEAN!!!

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Why isnt this even plausable?

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Because its about Diana- nobody wants it to have been an accident.

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I don't really care about Diana and her many sexploits. I think that's one of hte ways the Europe outstrips the US....Europe appears to be much more whack about the hold celebrity harassment thing. Not that the US doesn't have it too (we certainly do), but paparazzi seems even worse on your side of the pond.

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I think it would be pretty hard to point a laser into the eye of someone who's driving very fast.

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Yeah that's true. Our media tho is partly controlled by the stars themselves now.

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Im going to need something a bit more credible than a bunch of "new witnesses".

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Yeah they are hardly new after 9 years plus wouldn't they have said something by now.

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Myrddin L'argenton wrote:
Yeah they are hardly new after 9 years plus wouldn't they have said something by now.

Not if they feared their lives would be in jeapordy.

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Indeed.

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Conspiracy theorists :lol:

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