lol i aint ashamed. i came out 42% man. but i did it last year some time.

K, where's that link, I'm too lazy to look for myself.

WTF? I'm a crotch-scratching, foulsmelling unshaved hunk of a man!!

In a dress but a man nonetheless.

Oops...

You wear a dress, but no lipstick or mascara or something? How unsophisticated.

link: www.thespark.com i think and look for gender test or something. Look at the picture ox posted if you want to be certain which test it was. Tss me helping lazy people, has the world gone mad?!

Hehe, you might already have seen this, but to me it's still a classic. http://www.thespark.com/content/122299/satan.html

Especially the last example on the right

Oh, and I'm 80% dateable! I quote:

Damn, Rico! You are...
80%


dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Nice huh?

49% datable!! HHHHAAAAHHHHHH!!


You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

htf did i end up about to be married?

^ of course he has good hygiene. he's a goddamn elf! lol. And lol at mr dateable up there!

Ooh, fun. a quiz! You joined the braille reading club!!

bastard

you're still part woman.

LOL lac, you're in a strange mood recently! *congratulates him* i went through a stage last year when i was bored in my uni room of working my way through all thespark.com tests that were available at the time. lol. sad me. i had no one else to talk to...:'( well...only you guys...i guess you'll do

Damn, Rico! You are...
72%


dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

apparently 45% of the people who took the test are more dateable than me...how dare they

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

69% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Not too happy about the poor sense of humour though

I know this is a way back in the topic but hey, i've not been around much so fuck off, lol. But anyway, I know I'm an idiot. but I also know that no self respecting man would turn down Pev (or most females) if they got the chance, yeah? well, anyway, I don't think a lot of my self. Infact, i think i'm some ugly ass punk, but hey a lot of men do.

I'm an incredible intelligent, incredibly dangerous man who women would swoon over if they only knew half of my capabilities (both in and out of bed). Ph34r M3!

/me takes away Satis' crack pipe.