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I'll ease your mind with some engrish then

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-mo ... tions.html

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Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:23 pm
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lol these are great:

"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep."

"You are too useless. And now I must beat you."

"Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected."

"Beat him out of recognizable shape!"

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This thread almost went of the page!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcSAn2q0GYc

Jesus rules

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lol, that's pretty damned good. Nothing like Jesus.

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Image

guy in red: "I think I just shit my pants"
gay guy in blue: "OMG YES YOU DID IT STINKS SO BAD!"

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Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:21 pm
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What's with your sudden interest in George Galloway 11b? :)


The south park episode that trashes scientology and Tom cruise's sexuality that Cruise stopped from airing. By sueing them..which is kinda funny given the end of the episode. Prophetic!


Anyway, have a blast, it's hilarious


http://www.youtube.com/w/Scientomogy:-S ... 89cQ&eurl=

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It got stopped from airing? I saw it on Comdey Central about a month ago. It funny as hell. South Park is really funny in general, they always have current event humor thats just perfect, like this one.

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Hehe, Cruise stopped it from airing once he saw it, so it did get shown in the US when it did, but because of his suit the South Park guys can't show it anymore. Well, they themselves can't. :)

Love the whole "SUE" ending.

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You know why Tom Cruise whats it stopped right? Because at the end they explain the real back story to Scientology with all the aliens and stuff. Its that story that takes years of being in scientology and LOTS of money. They only tell that story to a high high elite people in the scientology ring, like Tom cruise. Its like, if the vatican had its deepest darkest secert revealed on South Park.

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Briliant! Espescially the R Kelly part. :bow:

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AND I PULL OUT MY GUN!!

One - I'm gonna shoot you bo-oth
Two- I'm gonna cap some bi-itch
Three-...


And yeah, 11b is right. That stuff in the episode about aliens being frozen and their spirits pwning us: it's the actual, hidden Scientology doctrine. Makes you wanna giggle. :D

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probably posted this, but this was my job
http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/v ... ml~content

and this isn't really funny, just kinda whack
http://www.youtube.com/w/Star-War-Orche ... tar%20wars

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I dont know if I posted this or not but here it is in all its glory.

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If World War II Was an RTS

Discussion Board on this Military Joke


If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

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Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:51 am
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that's pretty whack, yo.

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rofl i've seen a similar one to that before but can't remember it now.

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