Look into a Trebuchet type device for the swing.

I'm glad to announce that i'll be going to school again as well. Not as a student but on the other side of the benches, teaching kids all about the wonders of science.

Interim job untill the end of the month, perhaps longer.

So i'm done leeching for a bit again

you're teaching the children? A pot-smoking drunkard? Man, the next generation is gonna be REALLY bad.

I beg to differ; the next generation is gonna be real good. Which did you prefer, the cool and relaxed young drinking/blowing teachers, or the old stuck up bastards?

Secondary school, for people like us here, is more about getting through the day than being really challenged in terms of knowledge/intelligence anyway. There's all these average ppl dragging down the level...so, the teacher must be cool, much more than an excellent teacher. And I'm sure J is the former, have my doubts about the latter. Hehehe. jk

Any advice you want on how to assassinate them I'll be glad to assist after working as a swimming teacher for five years.