jeez man. Though I agree about snowman genitalia. Did I ever tell the story about the snow man we built in Korea while I was in the army? We made it fully anatomically correct. In fact, I was pleasuring it orally when a new female lieutenant walked out of the ready room. She took one look at what I was doing, then immediately turned around and went back inside.

Anyway, pictures! I recently bought a snow board and got it yesterday. I'll be buying boots and bindings this weekend... then it's just a matter of finding a hill with snow.

Does that snowboard say "lamer"? Hehehe. Cool stuff though, but I'm not really sure how much you'll be able to actually use it around Texas. When you're not having a freak winter like this year I mean.

Also, hah @ female officer. Couldn't she just bully the crap outta you as an officer? That's like, 3 ranks above you? Dunno why she would feel threatened by you sucking snowman dick, anyway.

She was a noob, fresh out of wherever she came from. She was basically a recent college grad and this was her first time in the real world. And the board says Lamar, which is the manufacturer. Ya bastard.

Obviously I plan on making a trip to some place with snow. Texas doesn't get very snowy, nor is my area of it very hilly. I'm thinking a 4 day weekend in February.

Made another snowman today with ocram. This time much bigger and in the street.

Fairly minimalist style this time round, with a hint of terror.

I'm 188 cm (6 foot 2 inch) btw, for reference.

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Hahaha, that's awesome! Who lifted the head on there?


Just one thing...

WHERE IS HIS DONG?!!! THIS IS TWO TIMES YOU FORGET THE DONG IT IS NOT COOL


/end angry n44b rant

Haha, you dong freak.

We both got the head on cos it was damn heavy, although I think the mid-section boulder was heavier. We had 3 boulders for the base, 1 for the torso and 1 smaller one for the head. Then we filled in the gaps manually.

With "in the street" you mean in the middle of the road i hope?

Haha, we did think of that. Perhaps a few years ago we would have pushed it onto the road and spent the rest of the day watching how the motorists deal with it.

Heres the snowman i built for my brothers daugther. It was back in Nov, 2009 though, the snow here at the moment is like a frozen cement.

I used leaves for eyes, carrot for nose, a branch for mouth and i think a pair of fir cones for brows.

EDIT: removed the picture.

I'm not seeing a dong on that one either, though perhaps that might be a bit twisted with a little kid running around. Damn you people and your hatred of dongs!

anyway, cool snowmen guys. I wanna make one now. Maybe I'll make it out of leaves and dirt.

If we don't hear from Satis in the coming days it's probably because the rattlesnake he was trying to use as a vivid dong for his dirtman had second thoughts about it.

Well snowman is in estonian called a lumememm but the memm part refers to a female. I did try to add boobs later after taking the picture but it was time to go. People walking by did take pictures of the snowgirl though.

Thought i'd share some photos of how the snowmen are holding up.

A couple of pics of the street near our behemoth snowman.