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Re: Funny Stuff II
WRC Taxi.
EDIT: I fixed it for you
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:48 am
Satis
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Re: Funny Stuff II
looks fun
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:01 am
derf
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Re: Funny Stuff II
I have such a hard on for WRC. Awesome clip !
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:56 am
Satis
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Re: Funny Stuff II
A video from an online dating site. This is a good example of the kind of chick you do NOT want to date.
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:20 pm
Mole
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Holy crap.
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Bethesda is publishing a new game called "Dishonored" and this is the text that describes it. I wonder if they read it before they published it.
Quote:
According to a teaser for the issue, Dishonored is, "a game about assassination where you don't have to kill anyone. It's a game about infiltration where you can set up traps and slaughter the entire garrison of an aristocrat's mansion rather than sneak in. It's a game about brutal violence where you can slip in and out of a fortified barracks with nobody ever knowing you were there. It's a game about morality and player choice where the world you create is based on your actions, not navigating conversation trees."
So lets look at it:
1. A game about assassination where you don't have to kill anyone. I mean seriously the idea of an assassination is that someone has to die, no?
2. It's a game about infiltration where you can set up traps and slaughter the entire garrison of an aristocrat's mansion rather than sneak in. OK so who or what does the infiltration if not the player?
3. It's a game about brutal violence where you can slip in and out of a fortified barracks with nobody ever knowing you were there. Right, so what happens to the corpses, i mean brutal violence leaves corpses, and the corpses are quite good at letting people know someone was there.
OK that about covers it.
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:21 pm
Satis
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Either they were purposefully contradicting themselves because they have an intern writing these things who thinks he's smarter than he is... or.... they're just stupid.
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Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:29 pm
Satis
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Re: Funny Stuff II
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Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:23 pm
Peltz
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Not sure if this is real or not but getting shot by your own gun is truly moronic.
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Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:29 am
Satis
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Re: Funny Stuff II
I'm sure it's fake, but it's still hilarious (to me).
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Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:55 am
Rinox
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Re: Funny Stuff II
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Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:39 am
Satis
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Re: Funny Stuff II
Austrian man gets his driver's license with a spaghetti colander on his head. He claims Pastafarianism and won the fight to wear his "religious" headgear.
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