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lol, I saw that on failblog today (the walking dead). Lol @ Obama.

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lol, wow. It's ok though, Mubarak loved his people.

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Not even Kanye West has THAT much of an ego, although he does have a massive Horus chain of course.

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I'm guessing this is real but it's still funny :)


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Probably the worst song ever. No 'mo Bacon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYqM9-Fj ... ture=email

A coworker showed this to me to make fun of it.

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lolmg. That's redonk. The Swedish meatball language makes it even funnier.

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http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R ... key=Search

The Belgian Waffle Pot - lmdao

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At the no mo' bacon song - it's even more epic because that woman has definitely devoured more than her body wieght in pig bits over the years.

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That bacon song is just; wow. Btw the guy died since then. No more bacon indeed.

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A new line of RPG-based perfumes. Seriously.

http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/rpg.html

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DWARF
Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather.

ELF
Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry.

HALF-ELF
White sandalwood, beeswax, white tea leaf, oud, and a hint of sophisticated urban musk.

HALFLING
Porridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs.

ORC
Field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver.

CLERIC
Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute.

FIGHTER
Leather, musk, blood, and steel.

MAGE
All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon's blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense.

PALADIN
Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor.

RANGER
Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise, juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva.

ROGUE
Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin.

rpg alignment
Alignment refers to your character’s ethics: which way does his or her moral compass point? There are two aspects to alignment: law vs. chaos, and good vs. evil. Does your character respect authority and venerate tradition? She’s likely Lawful. Does she value personal freedom above all else? Chaotic. Does your character give alms to the poor and protect the innocent? He’s Good. Is your character of a mercenary bend, willing and eager to step on others to get ahead? Evil. A character that is Neutral (or any combination of Neutral) either finds perfect balance in their worldview, or is apathetic towards the constraints of either good and evil or law and chaos. A lawful neutral character values the letter of the law above any concern for good or evil, and the chaotic neutral character is, generally, driven completely by a desire for absolute freedom. Sometimes they’re just nuts.

NEUTRAL
A flawless skin musk.

LAWFUL
Rigid oak, blue chamomile, rhubarb, and fig leaf.

CHAOTIC
A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic.

GOOD
Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane.

EVIL
Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root.

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Finally! Perfumes that are meant to lessen your chance of having sex.

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I bet you Ox gets the Dwarf perfume.

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Of course, it's a total babe magnet :P

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two book sellers were algorithmically setting their books prices on amazon based on each other's prices. As a result, they created an infinite loop in which the price of the book kept going up. This ended up in a book on flies going for $23mill (new). :)

http://www.michaeleisen.org/blog/?p=358

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very amusing

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