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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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 Re: Funny Stuff II
lol, I saw that on failblog today (the walking dead). Lol @ Obama.
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:17 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:55 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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lol, wow. It's ok though, Mubarak loved his people.
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Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:05 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Not even Kanye West has THAT much of an ego, although he does have a massive Horus chain of course. 
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Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:21 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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_________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."
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Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:30 pm |
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Shiny
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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Probably the worst song ever. No 'mo Bacon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYqM9-Fj ... ture=emailA coworker showed this to me to make fun of it.
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Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:07 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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lolmg. That's redonk. The Swedish meatball language makes it even funnier.
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Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:08 pm |
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Shiny
Count
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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_________________ I LUV everybody until they piss me off.
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Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:16 pm |
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Mole
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Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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At the no mo' bacon song - it's even more epic because that woman has definitely devoured more than her body wieght in pig bits over the years.
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Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:16 am |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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That bacon song is just; wow. Btw the guy died since then. No more bacon indeed.
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:14 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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 Re: Funny Stuff II
A new line of RPG-based perfumes. Seriously. http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/rpg.html |  |  |  | Quote: DWARF Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather.
ELF Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry.
HALF-ELF White sandalwood, beeswax, white tea leaf, oud, and a hint of sophisticated urban musk.
HALFLING Porridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs.
ORC Field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver.
CLERIC Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute.
FIGHTER Leather, musk, blood, and steel.
MAGE All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon's blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense.
PALADIN Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor.
RANGER Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise, juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva.
ROGUE Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin.
rpg alignment Alignment refers to your character’s ethics: which way does his or her moral compass point? There are two aspects to alignment: law vs. chaos, and good vs. evil. Does your character respect authority and venerate tradition? She’s likely Lawful. Does she value personal freedom above all else? Chaotic. Does your character give alms to the poor and protect the innocent? He’s Good. Is your character of a mercenary bend, willing and eager to step on others to get ahead? Evil. A character that is Neutral (or any combination of Neutral) either finds perfect balance in their worldview, or is apathetic towards the constraints of either good and evil or law and chaos. A lawful neutral character values the letter of the law above any concern for good or evil, and the chaotic neutral character is, generally, driven completely by a desire for absolute freedom. Sometimes they’re just nuts.
NEUTRAL A flawless skin musk.
LAWFUL Rigid oak, blue chamomile, rhubarb, and fig leaf.
CHAOTIC A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic.
GOOD Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane.
EVIL Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root. |  |  |  |  |
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:38 pm |
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Arathorn
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Finally! Perfumes that are meant to lessen your chance of having sex.
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:05 pm |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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I bet you Ox gets the Dwarf perfume.
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Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:29 pm |
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Rinox
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Of course, it's a total babe magnet 
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Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:24 am |
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Satis
Felix Rex
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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 Re: Funny Stuff II
two book sellers were algorithmically setting their books prices on amazon based on each other's prices. As a result, they created an infinite loop in which the price of the book kept going up. This ended up in a book on flies going for $23mill (new). http://www.michaeleisen.org/blog/?p=358day one  later  very amusing
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