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Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

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ElevenBravo The Great wrote:
I honestly dont see how anyone can get past this test without being a Nazi. I call "bullshit" on this test. Basiclly you have to be self-centered, atheist, anarchist who doesnt like to work with others to not be a nazi. Seems a little unrealistic.


That, of course, is the reason why no-one but you comes out of this test like a Nazi.

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I seemingly join the Belgian contingent of ex-pats:

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Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
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Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


I can live with that. But 30%? I'm obviously fookin' gullible.

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Lol, nice comeback Lac.

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omg my eyes. you bastard!

*runs off screaming*

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rofl....only in europe.

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I like to consider myself nothing like 11b but...

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Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

evil it is then...

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so sad...


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Lacessit wrote:
ElevenBravo The Great wrote:
I honestly dont see how anyone can get past this test without being a Nazi. I call "bullshit" on this test. Basiclly you have to be self-centered, atheist, anarchist who doesnt like to work with others to not be a nazi. Seems a little unrealistic.


That, of course, is the reason why no-one but you comes out of this test like a Nazi.


ha, funny, so does that explain why there are jews I know who are considered nazi's based on the results?

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If you seperate anti-semitism from nazism, you'll find that a lot of Jews are nazis. Just look at the way extreme-rightwing Jews in Israel regard Palestines.

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Arathorn wrote:
If you seperate anti-semitism from nazism, you'll find that a lot of Jews are nazis. Just look at the way extreme-rightwing Jews in Israel regard Palestines.


Interesting, I dont think I know too many people who agree that they should be extreminated.

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thats why he said separate the anti-semitism and nazism :P

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Satis wrote:
so sad...



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :cry: :cry:



@ Arathorn: well put. I would, however, substitute nazism for fascism. Nazism (as you know) was a political movement, fascism the basic ideology.

11b: there are even eco-fascist political parties and what have you...fascism's really not restricted to white suprematists.

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