http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 9094199926

Interesting, I'm The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

You scored higher than 22% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 1% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 39% on patriotic

I'd like to know who here would have been a Nazi

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!


You scored higher than 47% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 20% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 69% on patriotic

anyone notice this on the site?

"I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again."

wtf? Where's this guy living?

anyway....

Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

lol. So so far, me and J just don't give a fuck and Arathorn and Satis stand up for a cause. (whichever that is)

I honestly dont see how anyone can get past this test without being a Nazi. I call "bullshit" on this test. Basiclly you have to be self-centered, atheist, anarchist who doesnt like to work with others to not be a nazi. Seems a little unrealistic.

wooo, 11b is a nazi!

As for being twisted. Yea. Whoever wrote it obviously has a personal grudge to settle. Whatever, ignorance is golden.

Oh that quiz is just great.

1. Are you emotionally moved by a powerful speaker?
Oh yes a lot. Every time I see our prime minister talk, I nearly have to cry I have no more problems with his political party than I have with others, but seriously, why choose him as prime minister?

12. Would you risk death for your country?
I'm inclined to say 'yes', but I wouldn't if it had little or no effect. So I'm willing to risk death, but not always. So 'Yes' (but not always), 'Maybe' (I'm sure I'd want to risk death, but not if it would be useless) and 'No, but perhaps under circumstances' (again, yes but not if it were useless). All aren't exactly my answer. I need Yes, but only under certain circumstances! How I hate boxes

13. Everyone's a little bit racist.
Well that's kind of hard to answer isn't it? You can ask others if they are racist, but would they say yes in a civilization where racism equals evil? And can you say whether or not you're a racist when you live in a small village where you never make contact to other 'races'?

18. How many languages are you fluent in?
Well if you learn Dutch, English, German and French at school I guess it makes you kind of fluent in those languages (I finished German and French with resp. a 9 and an 8) If I had the choice to learn German and French I'd probably say no to them. I mean I learned English at school, why can't the German and the French? I still think the only German and French lines you should learn are 'Vous parlez anglais?' and 'Sprechen sie englisch?' Ah, dilemma, should I pick 2 or 4?

(and if you hadn't concluded it from my paranoid question interpretations, I'm a lousy test taker. I always read questions thrice and then wonder how my answer could be misinterpreted. Had a question in a test once where they asked how the best restaurant was chosen (by choosing the one with the most 'tablets', 1 tablet the worst, 5 tablets the best). The two closest answers were 'By looking at the amount of tablets' or the one that 'Is the coziest', which was one of the criteria. Neither are correct, since a restaurant with 200 ratings of 1 tablet would have more tablets than a restaurant with 5 ratings of 5. The second one is incomplete. Took me 30 mins to answer all question but this one, this one took me another 30 mins. Dilemma... )

So back to the quiz.

19. What's the best thing that could happen to the world, from the following list?
First of all the first answer is kind of dumb. 'One unified, powerful, peaceful government'. Well if you have only one government in the world, how could it not be peaceful? How can you compare it in power to other existing governments? Whatever... Sure, multiple governments would increase 'democracy' because there would be more representatives of the world population. Then again, you'd also have corrupt and tirannic governments. Would that be better than one unified government?

And finally: What is wrong with Wiener Schnitzel? If you make the bread-crumbs around them crispy and sprinkle some lemon juice over them, they can be great Americans...

Results:
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age (17) and gender (male):

You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 12% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 69% on patriotic

Well it seems we have a heroic group here at Clankiller with. Then again, the results not just depends on your personality (already shaped by your nations society), but also depends on your own government and the value of tolerance in a country. I doubt I'd have the same results if I was raised in a different country. I think society is the major deciding factor here, but as Satis, 11b and probably everyone who thought about this test after taking it pointed out, this guy isn't exactly an expert.

Think this is the longest and most serious post I've ever posted anywhere, and that in a fun topic! Had a long day I suppose

Edit: And how the hell did my post end up here?

Edit 2: I had a look at this guys profile and found this:

Don't we all
And lmao at the comments, someone finds her (apparantly he's a she) questions them 'sooo true' Find it
here

Edit 3: Right, registering myself now at OkCupid, they want to know if you like to dance before you can register Ooh, and they ask this one as well:
In your opinion, which traditional wisdom is more true?
1) don't put all your eggs in one basket
2) women can't control their emotions
Strange site they got there, asnwers are obvious though

Edit 4: What the...? I can't log in because I'm a minor and they'll e-mail me when I'm 18. Great.

Heh, of course these tests aren't exactly scientifically underbuilt. But the truth of the matter is, most people would score as a nazi or as someone who'd have no problem standing from the sidelines watching. That's the whole point of such extremism, it's easy to get caught in.

Some questions were pretty golden tho. And I'm surprised Satis scored 42% on patriotism, like wtf? How did that happen?

some of the questions were stupid.

"Would you serve your country?" or something. wtf? I already did serve my country, in the military. Just because I was a US soldier doesn't mean I'm mindless goon. Bleh, anyway, it's obvious the thing was written by someone who doesn't understand the difference between patriotism and being willing to fight for your friends/family/loved ones.

I personally think these question are to blame


8. If your country were to annex, without violence, another country, how would you feel?

9. What if your country annexed another, inferior country, by threat of violence, how would feel then?

lol...I may not have answered those as expected. Well, maybe 1 of em. Annexing through threat of violence would worry me. Annexing peacefully...meh, that's cool. I say we annex Canada, then kick all the French Canadians out. Or move them all to gulags in Alaska.

lol, you almost worried me at first, but the last few sentences are more like the Satis I know. Anyway, I went a little bit overboard on the questions and had fun, result:

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 84% brainwashworthy, 90% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

i think all this conspiracy stuff has gone to your head 11b. lighten up, all tests on the web are bullshit. thats the point *goes off to take test*

watch where you pee, someone might be able to tell how much coke you snorted.

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