Irl, yes, but on the intarwebz the things you shared most definitely don't stay with you.

Sure they do! They stay with you... and me... and him... and everyone else. Aren't you on MyFace or AssBook or something anyway?

Shit no I've got a fake Facebook account that I use to trick people into adding me so I can find out their personal shit if I need to (yeah, it's sick, I know, but I figure if they're dumb enough to add a stranger I have a right to see their shit), but I'll be damned if I'll publish any real info of me on a website that I don't control.

damn dude, you're a sleaze.

Hahaha...it's not too bad really. I never even pulled that on a girl, only guys. Usually bastards that I'm eventually gonna screw over one way or another and that don't warrant excessive physical violence.

more confessions of ox's stalker habits

seriously. And notice the way he thinks it's ok because he only does it to guys? I'm sensing some of the inner Belgian gayness creeping out.

Wow wow, it's not because Ox is the weirdo he is, that all belgians are!

Fake Facebook account made me laugh though.

"those belgians, they're so... evil."

You call it stalker, I call it "resourceful"

Did I ever tell you about that Enrique Iglesias song "Escape"? It has these lines for a chorus:



Say wha?! If anybody else but enrique sings these words to an ex-lover, she's bound to call the cops and get a restraining order.

Thin line!

Well, if you're rich, powerful, and/or women swoon over you, you can get away with a lot more.

It's the difference between being stalked by Jessica Alba and Oprah.

Bah. People should feel honored when I stalk them, dammit!!

No, I know the difference of course, but it's still kind of funny. I'm not talking about myself here (surprisingly enough for you perhaps ), but it's sometimes pretty blurry where the line is between being a persistant suitor and giving unwelcome attention and 'just not getting it'.

I know a few long-term couples where the woman says that she liked the fact that "he just didn't give up" trying even though she wasn't initially interested in him. When I hear what kind of stuff they pulled - continuous invitations, unprompted flowers and presents, surprises at work or whatever - I sometimes think 'Wow. Sounds pretty sick/obsessive.'

And it does. I guess it all depends on the woman's mindset, in those cases. Obviously it's still some ways from being a total whackjob stalker who goes through your garbage or is cutting herself in your bathroom when you come home or some retarded shit like that. But it's still a pretty interesting grey area, mostly because many women don't feel comfortable just plainly turning down a man not wanting to hurt his feelings (which causes all kind of other misunderstandings too, but we won't go into that here ). The average man is completely oblivious to the gentle female rebuff, as we all know.

yea...ignorant to the rebuff, or ignorant to the come-on. It's too easy to misunderstand what a woman is really trying to say. Plus some women just flirt naturally without actually meaning anything, thus muddying the waters even further. I don't know how many times I missed out on getting laid because I had no clue the chick was wanting some.

Which is why I prefer women to physically attack me. That works out much better.

Yes Satis - we know you prefer to be attacked. /sigh.

And yes, lots of women flirt as a way of life. Not intended at all. And it ca cause issues. However, it is more amusing to me when those women tend to flirt with everyone. Case in point. I flirt - even when I am not intending too, but I flirt with guys, girls, married peoples, etc. I don't mean to or realize that I do it until someone comes along and they haven't figured that out and then satis gets mad when they start flirting with me. Then I don't notice when they flirt with me, etc. It's not pretty. But I have learned to ask my girlfriends and a few of them are really good at giving me the answer. While a few are completely unaware.