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I can hardly wait to try the 'gay after three beers' theory on you. :twisted: Or 10 beers, whatever. Maybe I'll even resort to the "getting assraped after passing out from drinking 3 bottles of Mezcal" tactic. That one never fails! 8-)


Erh, sorry. I got carried away. :(

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The well know abbreviation WTF springs to mind there ox :shock: :P

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Heh, that reminds me of a drunken guy who was found in park. At bar, two gays added drug to his drink and then dragged him in unconscious state to the park where they raped him. They left him naked, and with risen ass. The scene was so morbid that nobody dared approach before police came in the morning.

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I never got the whole daterape scene, tbh. Even if you're out on a date (with a dude, let's assume the woman is getting drugged for reality's sake), why would you let him take you back to his place after you start fainting? I mean, I'd want to be anywhere else than in the flat of some strange man, too weak/conscious to resist the whole thing.

It's not like the girl already passes out in the bar itself, right? At least, that seems...not very helpful to the rapist asshole.


I'm out of the dating scene...can you tell? :roll:

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Yeah, I can tell. :D

Basically I think there's 2 sides to it. a) Girls are dumb. b) Drugged girls are dumber.


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I just do not know Ox if You are referring to the rape scene I described. I don't get almost a word of what you are saying, honestly. :) But lets say again what happened: two men drugged another man and dragged him into a park. The rest was history, heh.

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Did Ox threaten to ass rape me? :shock:

This conversation is getting out of hand.

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Did Ox threaten to ass rape me? :shock:

Only if your ass is well shaven. Otherwise, I think you can drink a barrel of beer and sleep safe. :D

Now, you do not have reason to feel threatened, do you? :twisted:

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This conversation picked my interest, i'm wondering where it's going :P

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This conversation picked my interest, i'm wondering where it's going :P

Me recalls sounds of the song. Hiiighway to Hell... Hiiighway to Hell...

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/me doesn't much like AC/DC

I'll just be sure not to get too drunk around Ox and we'll all sleep better at night.

So, back on topic, my vacation starts in 34 minutes. :twisted: No more work until September 2nd!

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/me doesn't much like AC/DC

/me is neither a fan. Still the song rocks. :)

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Pff, you guys are all prudes. :P Honestly though, I never did anything remotely sexual with another male. Not even the token "make out for a bet so you can win a keg" college gay kiss. :roll: I do, however, like to freak people out by describing vivid images of gay acts and/or plans. :P

Besides, he sucked my dick. (just kidding)


*mr Burns voice* So, vacation eh? Any special plans, or just gaming galore? If the latter, you were better off postponing it another 2 months or so. ;) I need a vacation too. This first month is killing me, think I'll take a week off next one.

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I do, however, like to freak people out by describing vivid images of gay acts and/or plans. :P

Oh, I see we have much in common. :) But I am rather verbal and my terrain does not end on gay stuff. :twisted:

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Blatant backtracking ox :P :wink:

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