hey, at least if pink soap magically appears you'll have an excuse this time.

Grats on the crappy job. They're all crappy in some way or other. Trust me. :p

Haha yes. Soon youll notice how they dont like emptying bins.

Hell yea we use all of those things.... I have my work perfume and my workout perfume and my clubbing perfume and my weekend perfume...... and then we get into hair products...... well hell different if hair up or down if rainy outside or not - if straight or curly.... blah blah and makeup - well I have tons not that I wear it...... although when my friend died I kinda went shopping and bought like $100 of makeup so I am trying to force myself to wear it some on weekends and such..... or it'd truely be a waste of money but I was upset.

Two days ago, I noticed she had emptied the bin. But then she put the bags in the hallway and left them there. So your prophecy became truth! Kinda. Anyway, because I was like "if she puts the bags here it means she will take them out soon" so didn't pay attention to them. But when they were still there two days later I remembered Derf's words and took them out myself. It truly is devious how she just "assumed" I would take them out, but I guess that's how it is.

And I guess Shiny was right about them using all those shampoos and creams and whatever. The girl looks totally different with and without make-up, it's freaking scary. But she's nice and quiet so I shouldn't complain about her too much.

Good news: I found an apartment! It's gonna be a few more days before I will be able to move in but it's looking good. Basically it's a studio-ish place, 35 square metres in a brand new building. When I was there it only had a bed, matrass, shower and toilet; but by the 1st of May they will install a kitchen corner with fridge, stove and microwave oven and add some chairs and tables and shit. The place has cable and a telephone line so it won't be long before I'm hooked up to the interwebs (I hope). And because it's a new building full of young and/or foreign people I might be able to steal wireless from somebody anyway.

I'm gonna sign the "booking agreement" tonight which would mean that I will be a 100 procent certain that I can rent it. Right now it's still not completely certain but it's looking good. Fingers crossed bitches! Oh and the street it's in is called -literally translated- "By the old city brewery". Fitting, innit?

Very fitting name.

Now that you mention the kitchen:

have you prepared any of your great diners yet when your roommate was around? I wonder how she would react to your haute cuisine. Or do you generally eat at work?

Btw what's wrong with short, spanish and skinny? Sounds exactly like my gf, except for the spanish part. And the skinny part. But all else matches.

I hope you'll enjoy your new place!

Yea, "female" sounds like my kind of woman. You're damned picky.

Cool man, I hope you get the appartment!

PARTY AT OX'S!

I'm still waiting to here back on our flat...

I'm back!!

Well, for a while anyway I'm on a holiday in Belgium which doesn't really feel like a holiday since it's "home". If you know what I mean. But I'll be here until the 9th and will have more or less unlimited internet access again, barring a fatal accident or PC meltdown.

This is the first paid holiday of my life, too. Getting paid to do jack all, what a dream. The funny thing is that, because of the sizeable bonus I received for moving abroad, my earnings will be higher this month than if I were really working - it's calculated as an average on the wage you earned so far this year.

So, as you all know I STILL don't have internet at my place in Prague. Long story short; I can take internet now but it would be crappy and expensive...so I'm waiting until the other provider has a contract with the building owner. That's the idea anyway.

What have I been up to? I've been working like a chimp, drinking entire lakes of beer, playing budget games on my laptop, reading, having fun in general, and I have a girlfriend. I think. It's kinda early to tell because we haven't seen each other as much as we could have/liked to with circumstances. Me being in Belgium doesn't help either. But I have a wedding to attend etc.

So, what's up with you bitches? I long ago parted ways with the Spanish roommate, and no I didn't cook any dinners for her. I think one bite from my Fungus Cuisine would have killed her, she didn't quite seem to have the physique necessary to withstand the mightiness of my cooking. I haven't seen or heard her ever since we both left the flat, and I don't really mind...she was nice, but we had so little in common it was crazy. I usually talk so much that I always have things in common with people, no matter what they do.

As a parting gift, some pics from my trip to the "bone church" a few weeks ago. At the beginning of the century the graveyard had an overload of human skeletons in the mausoleum so they ordered a blind monk to pile them all in orderly manner. Then they also invited an artist to make chandeliers; chalices, altars and whatnot out of the human bones. Excellent. The chandelier contains every bone of the human body!

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That's gonna be nice on judgement day, how the hell are the dead guys going to find their bones back in time for the resurrection?
That's what I don't get about the whole relic business too. So you've been a goody two-shoes all your life (or been a bastard forcibly converting people or failing that, killing them, seems to generate holiness-points too). And as a thank you parts of your body are transported all over the world for retards to drool on. Reclaiming all your parts on judgement day will be a huge task.
But perhaps I don't understand Catholicism.
But anyway: good to see you around again, even if it's just for a while.

Still here, yer just stuck with me until the judgment day.

Nice to see you guys too

Peltz, I'm working together with some Finnish guys and they are exactly like you told me. One is really short and the other really tall, and they only drink heavy liquor.

this guy looks like some sort of crazed irish serial killer