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Felix Rex  Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope 
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  I think Ox flunked algebra.
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| Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:11 pm |
 
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Minor Diety  Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Fo shizzle! I typically did. I already told you about the teacher finding alternate methods to prevent me from dragging down the class average, right? I was taught math together with 4 other people, and because it typically went 9-8-8-7 and 2 (that would be me), he chose to use the median instead of the actual average.
 That way my score was 'unrepresentative' and the class average was 8 instead of 6.8..looked better on his curriculum.  He was so kind to actual tell me why he did this, too. Made me feel loved and all.  _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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| Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:22 pm |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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lol...that's pretty funny. Just so you know, that math junk is doing exactly what you said it should be doing.
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| Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:32 pm |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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The question is not how much did they each pay.
It's where did the extra 1 come from. Look at it this way. The clerk took 2 pound. He gave them 1 pound each back. Like you say, they paid 9 pound each. Totalling 27 pound. BUT, 27 pound is 3 pound away from thirty, not the 2 pound that the clerk took. _________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts |
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| Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:19 am |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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this is more odd than funny. Don't do this if you're offended by naked humans.
Go too google.com go to google image search search for "Ox is insane" (no quotes)  _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:18 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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I know, but it's something to do. *me goes to google*
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And mostly picutres of liquidex, whoever or whatever that is. _________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts |
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| Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:10 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Oh man, that's golden! Sometimes reality is crazier than you can think up. Btw Satis, you're googling for the terms Ox and insane? Must have been really bored at work. _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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| Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:41 am |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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hmmm...when I did the search, I got some serious porn action going. And yes, I was bored. :p
As for Babe the Blue Ox....you guys have no respect for American folklore, I swear. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:33 am |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 am Posts: 4332
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Babe the Blue Ox... I know him! He's in Simpsons!
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| Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:12 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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Just for the record, so did I...maybe Mole has the 'filter out nudity/obscenity" thing running tho, dunno. _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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| Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:41 pm |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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what's funny is I had google's safesearch on.
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| Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:29 pm |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16701 Location: On a slope
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check this out!
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm things being shredded. Not just anything. Steel drums. Washing machines. A freakin' car. SHRED SHRED SHRED! Shiny I think will like this.  _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:53 pm |
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Count  Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:30 pm Posts: 810
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That was sexy as hell - all those shiny things getting tore to bits woot.
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| Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:54 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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It was strangely hypnotizing...I want a shredder truck for christmas!!
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| Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:45 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 5:09 pm Posts: 4004 Location: Walsall, West Mids, UK
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Thanks to the sloganizer
«PRI-MAX™ - forget the rest.» _________________ Games to complete: GTA IV [100%] (For Multiplayer next!) Fallout 3 [50%] Rock Band [35%] http://www.cafepress.com/SmeepProducts |
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| Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:28 am |
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