Joke:


"My wife was so fat ... I advised her to seek advice from a doctor. He advised to walk at least 7 miles a day. By the end of the first month that bitch was 210 miles away!"

Heh...I heard one about my job a while ago:





Rather accurate, though

Its good to be men.

Good stuff Peltz

Little quiz: which Battlestar Galactica Character are you?

http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/corone/ ... r-are-you/

You Scored as Dr Gaius Baltar

You have betrayed humanity, for a blonde. However you'd rather people learnt to just get past that. After all, you never meant wipe out the human race. Luckily you are cleverer than everyone else, so no one will ever know. Even though they look at you with suspicion behind their eyes.


Dr Gaius Baltar 100%
Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck) 56%
President Laura Roslin 56%
Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo) 50%
Number 6 50%
Tom Zarek 50%
CPO Galen Tyrol 44%
Col. Saul Tigh 38%
Commander William Adama 31%
Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer) 13%

You Scored as Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo)
You have spent your life trying to life up to and impress your Dad, shame he never seemed to notice. You are a stickler for the rules. But in matters of loyalty and honour you know when they have to be broken.


Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo) 69%
CPO Galen Tyrol 63%
Commander William Adama 63%
Col. Saul Tigh 50%
Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck) 50%
Tom Zarek 38%
Number 6 31%
Dr Gaius Baltar 31%
Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer) 13%
President Laura Roslin 13%

wow, Sharon, in L4D shes an ugly fat full of gas zombie but in the future she's a ermm robot?!?

sharon (in Battlestar Galactica) is hot. If you haven't seen the show I'd recommend it. Now that it's over, you can actually watch the whole series and have a completion.

Anyway, for me:

You Scored as Dr Gaius Baltar


You have betrayed humanity, for a blonde. However you'd rather people learnt to just get past that. After all, you never meant wipe out the human race. Luckily you are cleverer than everyone else, so no one will ever know. Even though they look at you with suspicion behind their eyes.

Dr Gaius Baltar 69%
Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo) 63%
CPO Galen Tyrol 56%
Commander William Adama 50%
Tom Zarek 44%
Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer) 38%
Number 6 25%
President Laura Roslin 25%
Col. Saul Tigh 19%
Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck) 19%

I'm surprised at how high Peltz scores at Col. Tigh. Of all my friends that have taken the tests, no one else got more than 20% for Tigh. He's a great character though.

Thats because i believe in: "Before you can lead, you must learn to follow."

I agree with that sentiment. Also "Lead by example'. A true leader isn't afraid to do anything he tells his followers to do.

Ox's 100% gaius makes me think he's either living in an unrealistic fantasy land, or he was purposefully aiming for that title.

Hehe, i suspect that there is a little evil alien living inside ox's head, kinda like in the first men in black movie.

You know what the sad thing is? I honestly answered the questions in truth.

A friend of mine who gave me the link scored a Baltar/Tom Zarek tie at 88%. We're quite the same in our way of thinking, so I figured my score was gonna be equal to hers. Well, guess what, apart from Baltar topping the list they weren't anything alike.

Why a fantasy universe btw? Baltar is one of the few television characters who actually does what most people would do in most circumstances: saving his own ass by any means possible. I'd say that deceit, manipulation and making yourself (look more) important (than you are) are much more realistic elements of our society than any misplaced sense of moral superiority. But YMMV.

The only people you owe anything to in this life are your friends and possibly your family (if they aren't total dicks). And if the chips are REALLY down, only to yourself. But it's all love guys - don't mind me. I'd save your asses if I could!

Incidentally Satis, without trying to spoil for Peltz: what would you have done if you were in Baltar's position at the beginning of season 3? I'll drop the words cyclons, puppet, impossible choices and you should know what I mean.

Well, I would've made some different choices than him overall. However, put into that situation I think my reactions would have been similar.

Have you seen any of the last series though? It's more his transformation into a spiritual leader that I'm talking about. There's no way I would've followed in his footsteps there, regardless of how nice it may be to maintain a harem.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

We didn't start the flame war!

hehe...yea that was pretty good.