Odd, i can see it.

Basically, what it is was an enlgish illegal copy of the latest star wars film, but for some reason, also with the exact english interpretation of the japanese script. Comedy ensues.

scientists measure cow emissions
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1477665.html

Ox?
loves women's knickers

makes me wish I was dutch

Yeah baby...if it weren't for the nationality, that could have been me. Building (from time to time anyway), 23 years old...it all adds up.


lol@ Dutch public orgies. Arathorn, ever ran into one? A female friend of mine told me she gave her bf a blowjob sitting on a park bench in clear daylight with ppl walking by in the Vondelpark of Amsterdam, and according to her nobody cared. but that don't count as an orgy, I think.

I doubt someone in the Vondelpark would notice. Maybe the scene was hidden behind piles of used condoms though.
As for the orgies, never ran into one, but I'm not much of a nature guy.

i want a cow in a bio bubble...

*puppy eyes at mole*

lol, ox again
Gravediggers have BBQ in cemetary

Lol, I do have some respect for others, you know. hehehe.


@blind gamer: goddamn, that's freaky shit. Wonder if he can play with the sound off. Still, the kid's made the best out of situation (yeah, gaming is an admirable goal)

I'd say he wouldn't be to great at free roaming games.

lol. If he was good at Morrowind he'd be a gaming God.

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

He did just that.
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

Har har har

Lol


Here's a riddle for you.

Three lads bought a tv from a store. The Store clerk didn't know the exact price of the TV. He sold it to them for 30, they gave him 10 each.

Then, the boss turned up after the lads had left with the TV, and said that TV is only worth 25. here is 5 1's (e.g 5 X 1) go and give them their change.

on the way, the clerk pocketed 2, and then gave the lads 1 each.

How much did each pay for the TV?

(10 - 1) X 3 = 27.

Now, the clerk only took 2. Where did the extra 1 come from because 30 - 27 = 3.

Who sais there were 2 lads?

Lol, there were 3 lads.

And that's a really old riddle btw, not going to spoil it for Derf though.

Wtf? If they each paid 10 and got 1 back, they just paid 9 each...right? All the other multiplying mumbojumbo seems totally redundant.