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Minor Diety  Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel 
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  Lance is such a fitting name for a college jock
 _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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| Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:00 am |
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Felix Rex  Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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The Hotelicopter
engadget article http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/30/hote ... h-the-air/ I'm not riding in any russian-built helicopter cruise. That's like riding in a French-made tank or something. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:13 am |
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Stranger  Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Estonia
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Its kinda ironic since they just offered to sell some tanks to estonia.  _________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!" Be well or Get Help!! |
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| Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:06 pm |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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Yea...did you hear about the rifles they were selling?
Never been fired, only dropped once? Do you know why the new French navy has glass bottoms? It's so they can see the old French navy. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:42 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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 You opening a jar of jokes dating back from your army time or something? hehehe. Hotelicopter looks kinda cool, if completely decadent. Then again it's no worse than, say, Airforce 1._________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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| Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:22 am |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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yea, old school french jokes never get old.
Anyway, I'd be more likely to take a cruise that's in an airplane than a helicopter. Helicopters aren't the safest thing in the world. And Russian aircraft scare me. They don't have the greatest safety record. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:17 am |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"We should be in charge," said the feet, "because we carry the body to get the things we need." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because without me, you wouldn't know where the food is." "I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I do all the thinking, so without me nothing would happen". The asshole simply shut up and did nothing. After a while, the feet, stomach, eyes, and brain agreed that the asshole was in charge. _________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:08 pm |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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That's gold Satis!
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| Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:50 pm |
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Minor Diety  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:23 am Posts: 3956 Location: Amsterdam
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Video says all: http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=7238456
_________________ Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we: they play with us for their sport! |
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| Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:19 am |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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lol, wow. Some people watch too many cartoons.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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| Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:31 pm |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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I was thinking more along the lines of "some people smoke too much crack"
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Stranger Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:14 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Estonia
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 _________________ When someone asks how rich you are, quote Rinox " I don't even have a rusty nail to scratch my butt with...!" Be well or Get Help!! |
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| Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:08 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:17 pm Posts: 7737 Location: Centre of the sun
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was playing GTA4 the other day and it's like the uber suckage.
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| Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:12 am |
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Minor Diety Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:23 am Posts: 14892 Location: behind a good glass of Duvel
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I can't see the picture but yeah, I didn't like GTA4 too much either (and I played the xbox version, not the horrible PC version). Too many crappy-ass console conventions.
 _________________ "I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse." - Coach |
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| Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:38 am |
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Felix Rex Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:01 pm Posts: 16703 Location: On a slope
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Glad I never bought it. Too bad, too... I played every PC-port of GTA since III. Though I must admit I saw an ad for GTA Chinatown Wars for the DS and was tempted. that may have had to do with playing Mario on a DS for 2 hours on the airplane yesterday.
_________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. |
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