Bonus points for dissing 300.

Gaming cosplayers


http://www.computerandvideogames.com/ar ... ?id=176732

Gangsta!

Fun advertisements for the sci-fi channel


http://mediawatching.wordpress.com/2009 ... -among-us/

Site with nothing but überbad (healthwise, that is) food. American, or what did you think?


http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/









Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough

that first one looked pretty good. The rest just looked nasty.

Man, I'm now hungry.

*drools*

Hehehe...yeah I must admit that I did think "well...that kinda looks hawt" for some of those. But then I don't want to die from cardiac arrest at 30.

I was wondering yesterday though: I am pretty lean and in good shape atm, without really being skinny. (77 kilos for 1.84m). What would I look like if I totally cut fast food and beer from my eating pattern? Would I look like a (white) African starvation victim, or just, you know, become even leaner?

I'm thinking he former, if I don't majorly substitute them for 'heavy' food like pasta. Muscles need fuel too, after all.

Erh...nevermind. Just thinking aloud on my day off, enjoying a slight morning after buzz from a nightly cardgame yesterday.

lol - imagine having this retard for a colleague. Good thing my idiot colleagues can't get their hands on powertools around here.

http://austriantimes.at/index.php?id=11098

Air pistol up the bum - GBH

A German steel foundry worker has been given a nine months jail sentence after poking an air rifle up his friend's bottom and firing it - causing his intestines to explode.

Denis Schwarz, 25, said he'd only wanted to help his pal who had complained about sweaty buttocks from working in the Halberg Guss factory where molten metal kept temperatures soaring.

He said he had jokingly offered to help his friend cool down by blowing some air over him and said: "We often played around with air rifles - it was just a bit of fooling around - I said I was going to shoot him in the bum. He said he didn't care and I pulled the trigger and he just collapsed."

The Court in Leipzig, which gave him a suspended sentence, heard that the high pressure air blast had ruptured the man's intestines and he had almost died.

His victim said: "I suddenly felt this incredible pain - you can't imagine it. I couldn't breathe it hurt so much, you can't know how happy I was when I got to hospital and they gave me an anaesthetic."

Prosecutors told the court: "The blast of air burst his intestines causing massive internal bleeding. It was an emergency operation which the victim almost died from. He was in intensive care for 11 days. A big section of his large intestine was removed and he had to have a bag fitted to collect waste."

wow, that's freakin' retarded. I mean...did the guy get naked? And let his friend stick the barrel of the air rifle up his ass? I mean, it's not like this could happen from any distance.

Beats me. I try not to put air guns up my ass. What I do know is that retards will think up the most convoluted and bizarre ways to hurt themselves. It's scary how some people seem to have a talent for extreme stupidity.

Ever hear about the guy at the bar who, drunkenly, wanted to show his drinking buddies just how his penis got stuck in a mousetrap years before? Yep, the thing sprung again and nearly crushed his manzooka for the second time.

Some people just don't deserve a penis, I say.

personalized gps

http://www.tastelesschoice.com/gps.htm

There are now SIM cards that have built in GPS. http://www.blueskypositioning.com/products.php

Awesome...so I can track all those bastards scheming my downfall! Which is pretty much anyone, in my twisted world view.