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rofl...dude, some of those are freakin' awesome. I love the star wars toy. :lol:

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This one's my favourite. :lol:

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The stupidity motivational poster is the best...and the TF2C one is funny too, if you 'get' the joke. :)

This calls for some lolcats.


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And last but not least: roomba cat!! :)

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI

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Kitties rock.

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lol @ the lolcats. And man, my cat is annoying. Though it's pretty hilarious when she falls off of something.

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Cats are nature's coolest creation. :)


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a corporate speak glossary. Great stuff in here.

http://www.portfolio.com/resources/busi ... rate-speak

much relation to my day-to-day job
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assign ownership
To dump responsibility on someone else as quickly as possible.

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drink from the fire hose
To quickly learn all about a topic. The fact that the learner chokes is utterly beside the point.

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feature creep
The temptation to keep loading extra features onto a product release until it becomes an absolute mess. This usually happens under the advice of management consultants.

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low-hanging fruit
The part of a project your boss completes before handing it over to you.

[quote]ping
A computer networking term meaning “a quick, pointless queryâ€

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This is awesome: penguin chased by orcas, finally decides on an...original escape route. :)


http://www.zita.be/fun/video/219548_pin ... -boot.html

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What the hell is that guy doing with sandals in that boat? I'm getting cold from just watching it.

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If you love RPG, then try Sacred 2.


A quote of a post from gamespot forums. I think its self explainatory.

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Those corporate quotes ring true with me! Satis, do we work for the same company? :lol:

Just to throw a few more in, that I remember from experience...


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discussing the possible outcomes...
"Potentially, yes."
I didn't think of that *but i'll cover my ass by looking decisive*.


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explaining how the system works...
"The ADR runs on FD tools, which syncs up with CIB and CIG every 2 hours"
Our database system is a fucking shambling mess.


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speaking to the stakeholder about your project...
"User adoption is a problem with the tool"
The tool is fundamentally flawed and needs to be scrapped.


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office banter...
*laughing at the bosses joke*
You utter dickhead


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personal progress review with the boss...
"let me flip that question around back to you"
i can't be fucked to use my brain right now
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